laxion 

Smartest nigga on the block, codes in every programming language, has a huge cock, and is 7ft tall, gets grade 9s in every subject and is like mad sexy, they usually tend to have sexy ass beards no joke.

Ayo is that Laxion styllllll fammm naaa jit trippin' balls frrr no cappp bruuuuhhhhh

laxion by nigerianmonkey March 28, 2022

e-lationship 

noun, An online relationship (hence the name). It's where two people try to go out only with AIM and e-mail. Either terribly romantic or terribly pathetic.

Girl: Do you want to go out sometime?

Guy: no, sorry, i'm in an e-lationship

e-lationship by Pepsi X-treme July 3, 2005

Laxing out 

(v) The act of leaving the country and giving your friends little/no notice of your departure. The destination of these mysterious trips is often far away countries, such as Bangladesh, Uganda, and Israel. It is likely that there are other destinations that are unknown to anyone but the individual who is Laxing out.

Laxer: Yo guys, I'm leaving tomorrow... you might not see me for a while, or ever again.
Best friends: Shit man, where are you going?
Laxer: You know I can't tell you that... I'd have to kill you.
Best friends: Oh... So you're Laxing out?
Laxer: Yeah you wont see me for an undetermined period of time, or I might just randomly show up outside your house 40 lbs thinner and with a beard in three months, who knows.

Laxing out by Laxoutersannonymous December 17, 2012

Frie-lationship 

When you do all the things a couple in a relationship do, minus sex.

Hey Zach, did you smash Payton?

Nah ese, we're just friends. I don't want to ruin our frie-lationship.

Frie-lationship by SELEPACK January 22, 2017

Congrat-U-Fucking-Lations 

congratulations in a snarky way lolz

used when your mocking a person not actually congratulating them

ex:
Little kiddie:Hey daddy, I can ride my bike!
Dad:Congrat-U-Fucking-Lations can I go inside and drink a fucking beer now?
Little kiddie:*Cries*

Congrat-U-Fucking-Lations by FucktardedScarecrow August 8, 2009

sex-lationship 

a relationship that revolves completely around sex, so much so that the people are not even considered to be "in a relationship" but simply just hooking up. it is different from a one night stand in that it lasts longer than one night and at least one person feels an emotional bond that most likely isn't even there.

Girl #1: Joe and Kate really need to stop their sex-lationship and either start dating or stop fucking.
Girl #2: Seriously.

sex-lationship by notgiven123456789 June 25, 2008

chill-laxin 

When you're chillin and relaxing, you're "chill-laxin".

Ashley was chill-laxin by the pool.

chill-laxin by Sue January 8, 2004