Smartest nigga on the block, codes in every programming language, has a huge cock, and is 7ft tall, gets grade 9s in every subject and is like mad sexy, they usually tend to have sexy ass beards no joke.
by nigerianmonkey March 28, 2022
Get the laxion mug.noun, An online relationship (hence the name). It's where two people try to go out only with AIM and e-mail. Either terribly romantic or terribly pathetic.
by Pepsi X-treme July 3, 2005
Get the e-lationship mug.(v) The act of leaving the country and giving your friends little/no notice of your departure. The destination of these mysterious trips is often far away countries, such as Bangladesh, Uganda, and Israel. It is likely that there are other destinations that are unknown to anyone but the individual who is Laxing out.
Laxer: Yo guys, I'm leaving tomorrow... you might not see me for a while, or ever again.
Best friends: Shit man, where are you going?
Laxer: You know I can't tell you that... I'd have to kill you.
Best friends: Oh... So you're Laxing out?
Laxer: Yeah you wont see me for an undetermined period of time, or I might just randomly show up outside your house 40 lbs thinner and with a beard in three months, who knows.
Best friends: Shit man, where are you going?
Laxer: You know I can't tell you that... I'd have to kill you.
Best friends: Oh... So you're Laxing out?
Laxer: Yeah you wont see me for an undetermined period of time, or I might just randomly show up outside your house 40 lbs thinner and with a beard in three months, who knows.
by Laxoutersannonymous December 17, 2012
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Nah ese, we're just friends. I don't want to ruin our frie-lationship.
Nah ese, we're just friends. I don't want to ruin our frie-lationship.
by SELEPACK January 22, 2017
Get the Frie-lationship mug.congratulations in a snarky way lolz
used when your mocking a person not actually congratulating them
used when your mocking a person not actually congratulating them
ex:
Little kiddie:Hey daddy, I can ride my bike!
Dad:Congrat-U-Fucking-Lations can I go inside and drink a fucking beer now?
Little kiddie:*Cries*
Little kiddie:Hey daddy, I can ride my bike!
Dad:Congrat-U-Fucking-Lations can I go inside and drink a fucking beer now?
Little kiddie:*Cries*
by FucktardedScarecrow August 8, 2009
Get the Congrat-U-Fucking-Lations mug.a relationship that revolves completely around sex, so much so that the people are not even considered to be "in a relationship" but simply just hooking up. it is different from a one night stand in that it lasts longer than one night and at least one person feels an emotional bond that most likely isn't even there.
Girl #1: Joe and Kate really need to stop their sex-lationship and either start dating or stop fucking.
Girl #2: Seriously.
Girl #2: Seriously.
by notgiven123456789 June 25, 2008
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