Sue's definitions

schmegma

The cheesy-like substance that forms beneath the shaft of the uncircumsized penis.

Look..the Goldstein baby produced his very first schemgma.

by Sue May 9, 2004

The Mono

The Mono is the dance the girls do in the Right Thurr video not mortuary.

by sue October 18, 2003

eduardo

a person(s) who has split personalities and signs of madness (talking to self, feeding the park animals, talking in strange voices, making videos of themselves jumping on a bed, etc.) Often assumes their split personality of "sue", and then switches back to eduardo (really they are one and the same)

"hey !"
"HEY IM EDUARDO."
"eduardo...?"
"SHUT UP IM SUE."

by sue August 31, 2008

fangina

fanny-vagina...ahhh see what i did there, its like fangita but nicer

"oi you wanna see my fangina?" she said

by Sue March 29, 2005

teabag

Ok, so teabagging is an activity
carried out by two consenting adults... one of which needs to be a man.
The other... nyah,,, could be a man or a woman. So, one persons mouth is
the cup and the man's ...er ... 'bits'...(i.e. nuts) are the teabag. Then
you dunk the teabag into the cup to brew it. Nice.

Mike: So Jon, how do you like your cuppa, teabag in or out?
Jon: Leave it in, Mike, there's a good sailor.

by sue February 15, 2005

ballscratcher

a workman who doesn't do much apart from scratch his balls

"he just stared at the job scratching his balls for an hour"

by sue October 19, 2003

climax

a discharge of neuromuscular tension at the height of sexual arousal that is usually accompanied by the ejaculation of senem in the male and by vaginal contractions in the femal ,usually knonw as an orgasm

uhh baby yes harder . give it to be baby nice and slow

by sue May 13, 2005