Purple Apple

when a girl grabs a guys balls very hard then gives him a love bite on the adams apple. Mostly done at school or uni so other student know the guy is a wimp or jerk.
"ha i see joe got a purple apple i wonder who got him"
by sue October 19, 2003
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dong-gone

Moe aka John from Hammond Indiana, finally finds a person to have sex with ...Takes off his pants, looks down and exclaims OMG!!! "dong-gone!!!!"...faking it fell off, to cover up the fact he never had one in the first place.
Upon careful examination, John discovered his 2" erect friend had indeed fallen off..sadly, he found it pulverized on the sidewalk in front of his mothers house.
by sue April 25, 2005
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magnet

a kid who is enrolled in a magnet program, usually bogged down with piles upon piles of work in science, math and the like. Rarely has a chance to be social due to 'too much homework.'
Nick Wolf is a magnet student.
by sue June 04, 2005
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fangina

fanny-vagina...ahhh see what i did there, its like fangita but nicer
"oi you wanna see my fangina?" she said
by Sue March 29, 2005
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ballscratcher

a workman who doesn't do much apart from scratch his balls
"he just stared at the job scratching his balls for an hour"
by sue October 19, 2003
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schmegma

The cheesy-like substance that forms beneath the shaft of the uncircumsized penis.
Look..the Goldstein baby produced his very first schemgma.
by Sue May 09, 2004
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NCAA

I am NCAA about the game today.
by Sue July 12, 2014
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