lawrenced

Getting so shit faced you feel like you've been raped and thrown on train tracks

I was so lawrenced last night I raped I guy and thew him on the train tracks, must have drunk myself gay

lawrenced by Slagbastard May 10, 2018

Lawrenced

(verb) /lôr-ənst/

To be tragically killed by one's boyfriend, often under circumstances so dramatic and shocking that they become a story people can’t stop retelling. Can also refer to a toxic relationship that metaphorically "kills" one's spirit or trust.

Alternate Use:
In a less literal sense, being emotionally devastated or metaphorically "killed" by a partner's actions.

Synonyms: Betrayed, stabbed, Heartbroken (but make it fatal)

1. "Did you hear about Nontobeko? She got totally lawrenced by her shady boyfriend last weekend."

2. "Girl, don't trust him. You don’t want to end up lawrenced."

Lawrenced by Thedarkfact December 27, 2024

jennifer lawrenced 

It is when you cum on your girls face and she flings her head back, rolls her eyes back, and opens her mouth pushing out cum with her tongue. All this while you're taking a picture. This is our generations Rod Carew.

Check out these pics, I jennifer lawrenced my girl last night!

jennifer lawrenced by chuy123 September 5, 2014

Lawrencia 

You always bring to completion anything you start. You are generous but like to see returns from your giving. You have an executive ability, you are a leader. You are moral, balanced, honest and intellectual, and you may attain spirituality. You are wise and practical with an appreciation of beauty. You always think before you act.You are bold, independent, inquisitive and interested in research. You know what you want and why you want it.

You are seeking freedom, opportunities to enjoy life: to make love, to go places and to do things. You are very adventurous and willing to take risk to achieve your objectives. New ways and new experiences can't satisfy your restless nature. One adventure leads you to another. You are honest and fair, because you know that this is the only way to receive justice and honesty from other people. But your personal growth is vital for your, and it is difficult to be tied down by rules and obligations.

That's a kindhearted Lawrencia!

Lawrencia by Amerique April 4, 2017

Lawrence Albert Connor 

Gay ass pedophile who was pegged in the butt by Lanni Barbie. He loves to smear Frank Jameson as a mental defective, when Frank isn’t. Lawrence is extremely stubborn, and has been known for being rude towards his own fans.

“Dude, did you see the porno where Lawrence Albert Connor got pegged in the bum?”

Lawrence Albert Connor by rahal July 29, 2020

David Lawrence Jr. K-8 Center 

The worst school in North Miami, Florida. The staff isn't good. The teachers are horrible. The lunch is disgusting. This school is EXTREMELY unsanitary (there are roaches and rats everywhere in this school). The electives are horrible (ex: Peer Counseling). There are no teams nor clubs. There are fights pretty much everyday. It's a bad school overall.

You go to David Lawrence Jr. K-8 Center? That school is so bad.

David Lawrence Jr. K-8 Center by gaycum's toes April 24, 2019

Laurence Rickard 

Laurence Rickard is an actor and writer, best known for his work in the CBBC series Horrible Histories. Not only does he write a number of the sketches, but he has moved from 'background colour' to main actor during the development of the show. Possibly his most loved character is Bob Hale. His Twitter account is known for containing daily pearls of wisdom (or gems of lunacy). Rickard has also appeared in the comedy series Balls of Steel and has written extensively for comedy shows over the years. He has a loyal following of obsessive/dedicated fans known as Rickardians.

"Did you see Laurence Rickard as the Egyptian dentist last night? Yum!"

"Bob Hale report on Renaissance - awesome."

Laurence Rickard by larryrules November 9, 2012