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Lawndalarita 

A sexual act in which multiple men have unprotected sex with the same woman in succession, ejaculating in a margarita glass. If at any time a participant finishes inside the woman, that person has to drink from the margarita glass. At the end of the gangbang, the contents of the margarita glass are mixed with a plastic spoon and used to inseminate the woman. The winner is revealed 9 months later on the Maury Povitch show.
Things got wild last night with Ashley at Skooterz, we went back to Jeff's house and set her up with a lawndalarita. I almost lost my boner when Jake busted in her and had to drink from the glass before it was my turn.
Lawndalarita by Nismaniak August 7, 2020
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LaWanda is an American name that is a derivation of the name Wanda. LaWanda means the little wanderer or the one who wanders. LaWanda is confident, creative, fiercely loyal, brutally honest, intelligent, brave, forgiving, curious, funny and friendly. She can be stubborn, defiant, and single-minded to a fault. If she is your friend, she is your friend for life. If she loves you, she loves you for life. As the name implies, she is a wanderer, a seeker, a searcher, a finder - of color, music, light, love and truth.
the wanderer, wanda, lawanda, yuyanni, lovelawanda
LaWanda by Yuyanni February 5, 2010

Larry Lalonde 

A.K.A. "Ler" was the guitarist for the prog/metal/expermamental rock band Primus during the late 80's and early to late 90's. Helped found the first known "Death Metal" band, Possesed. After he left Possesed he joined up with Bassist/Singer Les claypool to complete the line up replacing previous guitarist Todd Huth. With his un-matchable skill putting extremly hard and unussual guitar riffs to Claypool's inhuman bass playing, Ler has become one of the most influencal guitarist of the 90's. Larry's set up includes: Marshall JCM 800, Paul Reed Smith, Fender Stratocaster, and a Gibson Les Paul. Ler's sound developed from many different places. Some of his influences include: Frank Zappa, Rush, Yes, and Metallica
Check out some of the tabs to: Jerry was a Racecar Driver, My Name is Mud, and Tommy the Cat.

All guitar work performed by Larry Lalonde
Larry Lalonde by Steve Devlin August 15, 2006

rose lalonde 

A young girl from the web comic Homestuck Who is goth. She has a dead cat named Jaspers, and a slight obsession with a chulthu like creature. She likes to crochet
Friend: rose lalonde? Who's that?
Me: We can't be friends anymore
rose lalonde by HappyJuice June 8, 2016
Sweet, But Will Fuck You Up.
She's Also Antisocial And Bipolar
Cute With Nice Figure, A Caring Individual But Has The Potential To Fuck Your Life Up If Need Be.
Lavonda Is Nice But Don't Mess With Her Feelings.
Lavonda by Ms. Ceily January 20, 2017
A term idiots in central california use to replace " Lawns "
All der lawnds is betterer dan mine!
lawnds by Delbunk April 14, 2008