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Lawndalarita 

A sexual act in which multiple men have unprotected sex with the same woman in succession, ejaculating in a margarita glass. If at any time a participant finishes inside the woman, that person has to drink from the margarita glass. At the end of the gangbang, the contents of the margarita glass are mixed with a plastic spoon and used to inseminate the woman. The winner is revealed 9 months later on the Maury Povitch show.
Things got wild last night with Ashley at Skooterz, we went back to Jeff's house and set her up with a lawndalarita. I almost lost my boner when Jake busted in her and had to drink from the glass before it was my turn.
Lawndalarita by Nismaniak August 7, 2020
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LaWanda is an American name that is a derivation of the name Wanda. LaWanda means the little wanderer or the one who wanders. LaWanda is confident, creative, fiercely loyal, brutally honest, intelligent, brave, forgiving, curious, funny and friendly. She can be stubborn, defiant, and single-minded to a fault. If she is your friend, she is your friend for life. If she loves you, she loves you for life. As the name implies, she is a wanderer, a seeker, a searcher, a finder - of color, music, light, love and truth.
the wanderer, wanda, lawanda, yuyanni, lovelawanda
LaWanda by Yuyanni February 5, 2010
Sweet, But Will Fuck You Up.
She's Also Antisocial And Bipolar
Cute With Nice Figure, A Caring Individual But Has The Potential To Fuck Your Life Up If Need Be.
Lavonda Is Nice But Don't Mess With Her Feelings.
Lavonda by Ms. Ceily January 20, 2017
The girl that is sweet but will hurt your feelings if you hurt hers. Also quiet in always thinking.
Lavonda is so mean to me
lavonda by white_girly October 9, 2013
Just about the nicest most helpful person one could ever know. Devotes her time and energy to helping those around her. Those that know her well are truly blessed in their lives.
I pulled a Lawanda today and helped out some friends.
Lawanda by OSUCowgirl February 3, 2010
Diva, takes a long time to get ready, Has to try everything on and ends up buying something new to wear, very pretty, helps whoever she can, overall amazingg, Very loveable.goddess stature for sure!!
See that lady with the shopping cart full of stuff? She is such a LaRonda.
LaRonda by ustwoonly February 9, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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