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Lalonde Shot

A Lalonde Shot is when you replace a oyster's water by a shot of Ciroc and eat it. Then, you spit it in a girl's mouth when you french kiss her.
Omg! Yesterday, this guy did a Lalonde Shot on me at the bar.
Lalonde Shot by Philipp0n February 13, 2022

Larry Lalonde 

A.K.A. "Ler" was the guitarist for the prog/metal/expermamental rock band Primus during the late 80's and early to late 90's. Helped found the first known "Death Metal" band, Possesed. After he left Possesed he joined up with Bassist/Singer Les claypool to complete the line up replacing previous guitarist Todd Huth. With his un-matchable skill putting extremly hard and unussual guitar riffs to Claypool's inhuman bass playing, Ler has become one of the most influencal guitarist of the 90's. Larry's set up includes: Marshall JCM 800, Paul Reed Smith, Fender Stratocaster, and a Gibson Les Paul. Ler's sound developed from many different places. Some of his influences include: Frank Zappa, Rush, Yes, and Metallica
Check out some of the tabs to: Jerry was a Racecar Driver, My Name is Mud, and Tommy the Cat.

All guitar work performed by Larry Lalonde
Larry Lalonde by Steve Devlin August 15, 2006

rose lalonde 

A young girl from the web comic Homestuck Who is goth. She has a dead cat named Jaspers, and a slight obsession with a chulthu like creature. She likes to crochet
Friend: rose lalonde? Who's that?
Me: We can't be friends anymore
rose lalonde by HappyJuice June 8, 2016

Ler LaLonde 

Amazing guitarist from Primus. Also plays the banjo. His guitar licks often get overshadowed by Claypool's bass, but he adds a lot to the songs.
Ler LaLonde by bryan18 September 6, 2005

roxy lalonde

1-Post-scratch incarnation of Rose's mom
2-Drunk as fuck
3-Owns a cat named Mutie
Person 1:Who are you going to be cosplaying as?
Person 2:ROXY LALONDE OF COURSE.
roxy lalonde by HamFan2017 December 7, 2017

Ler LaLonde 

The quirky, awesome, unique, often atonal guitarist from the band, Primus. Real name is Larry LaLonde, but everyone knows him as "Ler". Plays PRS, Gibson, and Fender guitars through Vox and Marshall amps.
Ler LaLonde is such an awesome guitarist, and I heard he's really funny also.
Ler LaLonde by gardenofsound September 28, 2004
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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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