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A word describing the unparalleled phenomenon of an anthropomorphic phallus riding on the back of a blue-haired goat.
I saw a wild Lawong today making dank memes
Lawong by Grymbel September 5, 2016
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Strong mined woman with power intelligent always take control love and respect the people around him/her
Lawonda is so wonderful!!!
lawonda by Eric Vessel December 21, 2016
The act of laughing (lol) and being sympathetic (aw) at the same time.

Is both socially conscious and humourous at the same time.
A: My hamster just farted itself to death!
B: Sorry, lawol!
LAWOL by Arky_O March 31, 2009
While on a trip, a stopover that's sole purpose is to attend court or another type of legal proceeding, usually in a small or remote town, village, or hamlet.
Jane: Did you come from Seattle to Portland just for a visit?

Lawyer: No, I had a lawover first in Podunkton.
lawover by WebsterNoah December 13, 2010
Lawona is the name of a strong, gorgeous mature woman. She is Classy, Sassy, and a little Bad-Assy! If Lawona were a drug she would be :ECSTASY... she increases your awareness of all your senses. She loves indulging you. She is loyal and will love you like you’ve never been loved. She is the embodiment of sensual , intoxicating beauty. She is classy and pleasing.
Hey dude, I had a date with Lawona last night!
Lawona by Hotjag63 June 28, 2019

Lawon Andre Harvey Washington 

Above the City and State Level.
Untouchable by the Court system.
Entitled to and enforcer and Dictator of the Nation's Capital.
One of many bosses of federally funded programs.
Statements cannot be refuted/Negated.
Entitled to knowledge provided by the City, State and federal Government.
*walks up to car lot*
Me:"give me a car of my choosing"
salesperson:"You must be Lawon Andre Harvey Washington"
*throws him the keys to the vehicle"

Law Washington on Washington untouchable above Not obligated Boss Entitled Court
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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