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lawoha by ryuks_shlong May 28, 2021
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lawlhammer
invented by Nicholas Fennema (April 4th, 2005 with inspiration from the unknown origin's rotflcopter, and Digital Ph33r's rotflknife
lawlhammer (loll-ham-mer): noun (1.) a blunt weapon that is used to kill any joke that has gone far enough (2.) the gravity hammer on halo 3 (3.) the judge's gabble which is used for condemning people for heinous crimes (4.) the last laugh
if you can't get the last word, or if you can't get a word in edgewise: use the lawlhammer to make it clear that if you had an actual hammer, you would bludgeon him to death, so therefore, politely letting the person know to STFU
lawlhammer (loll-ham-mer): noun (1.) a blunt weapon that is used to kill any joke that has gone far enough (2.) the gravity hammer on halo 3 (3.) the judge's gabble which is used for condemning people for heinous crimes (4.) the last laugh
if you can't get the last word, or if you can't get a word in edgewise: use the lawlhammer to make it clear that if you had an actual hammer, you would bludgeon him to death, so therefore, politely letting the person know to STFU
1. guy: TWSS!!!
guy: LOOOOOOOL!!!!
me: lol
guy: ROTFL!!!
guy: LMAO!!!!
guy: ROTFLCOPTER!!!!!
guy: ROTFLMAOL!!!
me: lawlhammer
2. THAT N00B JUST PWND ME WITH A F***ING LAWLHAMMER!!!
3. The judged banged his lawlhammer at once, when the clown who mass-murdered mimes had been convicted for his crimes. He was then sent to the UB3R-D3ATH-R0W, where his death would be brought about by being kicked into a pit, totally naked, with zombie-MJ in it.
4. Lawlhammer.
guy: LOOOOOOOL!!!!
me: lol
guy: ROTFL!!!
guy: LMAO!!!!
guy: ROTFLCOPTER!!!!!
guy: ROTFLMAOL!!!
me: lawlhammer
2. THAT N00B JUST PWND ME WITH A F***ING LAWLHAMMER!!!
3. The judged banged his lawlhammer at once, when the clown who mass-murdered mimes had been convicted for his crimes. He was then sent to the UB3R-D3ATH-R0W, where his death would be brought about by being kicked into a pit, totally naked, with zombie-MJ in it.
4. Lawlhammer.
lawlhammer by theonepaladin September 3, 2009
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