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-you mean a lawo?
Lawo by Goochie man March 26, 2022
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A word describing the unparalleled phenomenon of an anthropomorphic phallus riding on the back of a blue-haired goat.
I saw a wild Lawong today making dank memes
Lawong by Grymbel September 5, 2016
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Strong mined woman with power intelligent always take control love and respect the people around him/her
Lawonda is so wonderful!!!
lawonda by Eric Vessel December 21, 2016
The act of laughing (lol) and being sympathetic (aw) at the same time.

Is both socially conscious and humourous at the same time.
A: My hamster just farted itself to death!
B: Sorry, lawol!
LAWOL by Arky_O March 31, 2009
While on a trip, a stopover that's sole purpose is to attend court or another type of legal proceeding, usually in a small or remote town, village, or hamlet.
Jane: Did you come from Seattle to Portland just for a visit?

Lawyer: No, I had a lawover first in Podunkton.
lawover by WebsterNoah December 13, 2010
Lawona is the name of a strong, gorgeous mature woman. She is Classy, Sassy, and a little Bad-Assy! If Lawona were a drug she would be :ECSTASY... she increases your awareness of all your senses. She loves indulging you. She is loyal and will love you like you’ve never been loved. She is the embodiment of sensual , intoxicating beauty. She is classy and pleasing.
Hey dude, I had a date with Lawona last night!
Lawona by Hotjag63 June 28, 2019

Lawon Andre Harvey Washington 

Above the City and State Level.
Untouchable by the Court system.
Entitled to and enforcer and Dictator of the Nation's Capital.
One of many bosses of federally funded programs.
Statements cannot be refuted/Negated.
Entitled to knowledge provided by the City, State and federal Government.
*walks up to car lot*
Me:"give me a car of my choosing"
salesperson:"You must be Lawon Andre Harvey Washington"
*throws him the keys to the vehicle"

Law Washington on Washington untouchable above Not obligated Boss Entitled Court
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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