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A tall person who is extremely skinny, awkwardly weird or just plain tall.
Guy1 - "Did you see that skinny lanket at the gym today?"

Guy2 - "Barely, he looked like a stick figure from far"
Lanket by BobTheWindow January 15, 2014
Related Words
lawket • laketa • Laketon • Lacket • Lacketh • Lacketing • Laketard • laketra • Laketta • Lanket
You know Laketra ? Yea, thats my homegirl . You need advice ? Ask Laketra, she's the realist .
laketra by Jeanco March 13, 2017
lawyetu is the prettiest girl on earth. shes an amazing friend shes everything u could want. shes talented ashh oh and did i mention that shes beautiful and yerrr das my baby and aint nobody gon take from me. lawyetu is just a baddie periodttttt. lawy if ur reading this i jus added ur name to the urban dictionary jkhfdhsghghS.and if any of ur haters are reading this :stay pressed hun. love u bb.
from ur bestfran natalieeeeee
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thats meh my baby lawyetuuuuuu
oop damn u got an amazing friend
yerr ikrrrrr
lawyetu by gdfshgdhg natalieeeee October 31, 2020

Laketard 

A person who drinks and bathes in sewer tainted lakewater
Dont swim in that!!.You will turn into a laketard!
Laketard by Dirtleg Laketard October 5, 2019
to lol or lawl, or laugh out loud
(a joke is said)
proclaim: "lawleth!"
lawleth by meowitsalovelyday July 2, 2009
Laketta(s) are rare individuals. Hard to come by. Most Wanted. Royalty, a true friend a Goddess. The most valuable player on a team. A Nubian Queen. Faithful, Urban, Respect
I wish they loved me as much as they loved Laketta

I wish I was Laketta
I hate Laketta, I’m mad because I don’t look like royalty, like she does
Laketta by anonymous September 23, 2020
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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