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A tall person who is extremely skinny, awkwardly weird or just plain tall.
Guy1 - "Did you see that skinny lanket at the gym today?"

Guy2 - "Barely, he looked like a stick figure from far"
Lanket by BobTheWindow January 15, 2014
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He is so lankey, could prob break in to if punched
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The opposite of a manlet. Someone who is tall (6ft+) and (usually) skinny. It is harder for the lanklet to gain muscle mass and thus he is inferior to the manlet (for bodybuilding).
Fucking lanklet.
lanklet by zyzzbro September 21, 2013
Word of the Day on December 4, 2025
Flights bum bitch
Flight: you bum bitch
Lanet: yes
lanet by ZakkRusso October 30, 2020

Lankerslime 

Also known as Lankershim Boulevard; a busy Los Angeles thoroughfare. It begins near Universal Studios, forces drivers to make dangerous and confusing oblique and obtuse turns as it snakes in a northwesterly fashion through North Hollywood, then ends unceremoniously in a nondescript ghetto somewhere in the northeast quadrant of the San Fernando Valley. Lankerslum, Lankerscum and Lankerslime may be used interchangeably.
Traffic looks heavy on the 101, so I'm going to exit at Lankerslime and take the surface streets to your house.
Lankerslime by Flossy Spacek September 18, 2009
The sexiest, most beautiful amazing women you could ever find.. you are either unworthy or stupid to lose a Lanette.
Guy 1: Wow dude you found a Lanette!!
Guy 2: I know I am soooo lucky.
Lanette by CMGLRG January 2, 2012

Lannette 

Is a woman with:
a straight-forward attitude,

a woman who cares deeply for her family,

short,

a fighter,

an awesome mother,

and loves to party on the weekends,
She is the single rose blossoming among buds.
"She's so fine she must be a Lannette."
"Her smile makes her a radiating image of beauty."
Lannette by Dreamerinthetwilight February 6, 2010
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