proclaim 

To declare formally; declare someone to be something; of titles;To bring to public notice or make known publicly

"He proclaimed to have only slept with two girls"

proclaim by Babear September 27, 2006

Constipation Proclamation 

The declaration that all must eat fruit and food high in bran to help the flow of certain things coming out of the body

The president signed the constipation proclamation stating all must eat vegetables and fruits, and things high in bran

Constipation Proclamation by funkymonkey2552 November 29, 2009

self proclaimed genius 

A self proclaimed genius is a person that thinks they either know everything, or that they are all that and a bag of chips.

A self proclaimed genius, she bragged about her IQ of 160, and the A on the World History Finals.

self proclaimed genius by SaggitarianPoetess May 28, 2006

the proclaimers 

A Scottish band most famous for the songs I'm gonna be (500 miles) and I'm on my way.

I would walk 500 miles/ and I would walk 500 more/ just to be the man who walked 1,000 miles to fall down at your door- The Proclaimers

the proclaimers by SC is sexy June 1, 2007

Tis what thy maiden proclaimed! 

the way cool kids say thats what she said.

Unsuspecting Citizen - "Dude thats never gonna fit. you should try another entrance."

Robin Hood - "Tis what thy maiden proclaimed!"

Unsuspecting Citizen - "Dammit"

Tis what thy maiden proclaimed! by This isnt real April 20, 2010

proclaigerizing 

idk discord uses it in the loading screen

Guy 1:I think discord is down
Guy 2:yeah wtf it says "proclaigerizing the network"

proclaigerizing by NickW275 March 28, 2020

self proclaimed 

Giving your self a kind of secret title that others may not agree about

Paul is self proclaimed the worlds best dancer

self proclaimed by hint December 30, 2014