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Laketta(s) are rare individuals. Hard to come by. Most Wanted. Royalty, a true friend a Goddess. The most valuable player on a team. A Nubian Queen. Faithful, Urban, Respect
I wish they loved me as much as they loved Laketta

I wish I was Laketta
I hate Laketta, I’m mad because I don’t look like royalty, like she does
Laketta by anonymous September 23, 2020
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A bad ass bitch .
You know Laketra ? Yea, thats my homegirl . You need advice ? Ask Laketra, she's the realist .
laketra by Jeanco March 13, 2017
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May come off ass rude and careless but is yet very understanding and loving. More than likely they keep there feelings to themselves to prevent from bringing others down. A very independent person who hates to ask for favors. Lakeetas are short but yet beautiful.

And are mostly very successful. They normally have rough lives as a child and adult years but shockingly turn out to be wealthy in the mean while.
I dont think that lakeeta like me very much!!
lakeeta by Angela Sanders May 14, 2018

Laketard 

A person who drinks and bathes in sewer tainted lakewater
Dont swim in that!!.You will turn into a laketard!
Laketard by Dirtleg Laketard October 5, 2019
1. A stupid bitch that may or may not have been fired from the United States Postal Service. Has no idea how to do her job properly, but as we all know, "Black people gonna look out for each other at the post office."

2. A name to call someone when they really fuck up (See 1, above), but you still ain't gonna drop 'em, cause bestie.
Jesus fucking Christ, I haven't seen someone make that many misdeliveries in my life. Laketa?!
Laketa by RyuheiAoi March 3, 2022
If Lara is there for sure you will not be bored. Lara is a magical person
Laretta is Mitica
Laretta by Alessia Sarti November 21, 2021
One of the strongest most beautiful woman you will ever meet. She is kindhearted, loving, nurturing, and possess the power of a Goddess. Lanetta direct and says what she feels with a heart of genuine intention. She is hardworking, successful, educated, and a joy to know and light to be in the presence of.
When Lanetta walked into the room her presence commanded the attention.
Lanetta by Laneatta November 22, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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