lavagan

Anal except with a carpenter in which the carpenter inserts the hammer into your rectum (often twisting as well)
Lavagans often result in death.

Jimmy, my carpenter, gave me a lavagan last night... it was excruciating.

lavagan by Mister Conjuction October 12, 2015

Lavamantium 

The term used for an element that can do anything and everything you might want it to do. I.E. you need to build a bridge under a volcano, Lavamantium is the way to go. It is mostly used to argue any and all points against people that think they know about science and chemistry. Its an irrefutable argument because it can never be wrong, Lavamantium is always right.

"That thing was clearly Lavamantium, nothing else can survive being shot by Optimus Prime."

"Well everyone knows that Titanium is the strongest metal for construction"
"I think your forgetting Lavamantium, you can build bridges inside Volcano's with that shit."

Lavamantium by TheShape October 25, 2009

LavaPancakes 

The official owner of twitch streamer LosPollosTV second best troll behind moobtubetv, a playboy who has a lot of sex

Chat: Lavapancakes owns you
LosPollosTV: WTF MODS

LavaPancakes by Peoejdnzn June 29, 2020

Lavagasm 

Lavagasm-When warm goey ejaculant oozes down the ass crack when you jack off into someone's butt.

Lindsay: Paul?
Paul: Yes Lindsay?
Lindsay: This lavagasm is bothering me.
Paul: You should have wiped your ass crack before puting your pants back on.

Lavagasm by Lavagasm June 17, 2004

lavalanche 

A major slide of hot molten rock down a sloped surface.

The clouds of ash and cinders from Mt. St. Helens were dangerous enough, but it was the lavalanche that really spelled disaster for nearby communities.

lavalanche by QuacksO July 28, 2019

Lavalanche 

The act of taking a shit, and drilling a cavity into the shit with your penis. Then, you cum in the cavity, and you, or your partner consume it in one bite.

I heard Andres had a lavalanche last night.

Nick got sick from too much lavalanche.

Lavalanche by Varv September 30, 2012

Laragan 

–verb
a) Failure or neglect to pay. Leaving one's friends to pay for the bar tab. Claiming to have purchased a round of drinks when it is his/her turn. Disappearing to the men's/lady's room when the food bill arrives to the table.

Secondary use
b) Claiming to be drunk when consuming a non-alcoholic beverage.

Origin:
1994–1997 late NJ; see non-payment

"Man, did you see that guy? He Laraganed us and left us with the bar tab"
"She is Laraganining, how can she be drunk after drinking an O'Douls?!"
"President Obama has Laraganed social security to pay for the stimulus package"

Laragan by Salman Sheikh August 18, 2010