lavagan
Anal except with a carpenter in which the carpenter inserts the hammer into your rectum (often twisting as well)
Lavagans often result in death.
Lavagans often result in death.
lavagan by Mister Conjuction October 12, 2015
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Lavamantium
The term used for an element that can do anything and everything you might want it to do. I.E. you need to build a bridge under a volcano, Lavamantium is the way to go. It is mostly used to argue any and all points against people that think they know about science and chemistry. Its an irrefutable argument because it can never be wrong, Lavamantium is always right.
"That thing was clearly Lavamantium, nothing else can survive being shot by Optimus Prime."
"Well everyone knows that Titanium is the strongest metal for construction"
"I think your forgetting Lavamantium, you can build bridges inside Volcano's with that shit."
"Well everyone knows that Titanium is the strongest metal for construction"
"I think your forgetting Lavamantium, you can build bridges inside Volcano's with that shit."
Lavamantium by TheShape October 25, 2009
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lavagan • LavaAngel • Lavalanche • Laragan • Lavacano • Lavagasm • Lavamantium • lavanan • LavaPancakes • lavaranee
LavaPancakes
The official owner of twitch streamer LosPollosTV second best troll behind moobtubetv, a playboy who has a lot of sex
LavaPancakes by Peoejdnzn June 29, 2020
lavalanche
The clouds of ash and cinders from Mt. St. Helens were dangerous enough, but it was the lavalanche that really spelled disaster for nearby communities.
lavalanche by QuacksO July 28, 2019
Lavalanche
The act of taking a shit, and drilling a cavity into the shit with your penis. Then, you cum in the cavity, and you, or your partner consume it in one bite.
Lavalanche by Varv September 30, 2012
Laragan
–verb
a) Failure or neglect to pay. Leaving one's friends to pay for the bar tab. Claiming to have purchased a round of drinks when it is his/her turn. Disappearing to the men's/lady's room when the food bill arrives to the table.
Secondary use
b) Claiming to be drunk when consuming a non-alcoholic beverage.
Origin:
1994–1997 late NJ; see non-payment
a) Failure or neglect to pay. Leaving one's friends to pay for the bar tab. Claiming to have purchased a round of drinks when it is his/her turn. Disappearing to the men's/lady's room when the food bill arrives to the table.
Secondary use
b) Claiming to be drunk when consuming a non-alcoholic beverage.
Origin:
1994–1997 late NJ; see non-payment
"Man, did you see that guy? He Laraganed us and left us with the bar tab"
"She is Laraganining, how can she be drunk after drinking an O'Douls?!"
"President Obama has Laraganed social security to pay for the stimulus package"
"She is Laraganining, how can she be drunk after drinking an O'Douls?!"
"President Obama has Laraganed social security to pay for the stimulus package"
Laragan by Salman Sheikh August 18, 2010
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