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lavalanche 

A major slide of hot molten rock down a sloped surface.
The clouds of ash and cinders from Mt. St. Helens were dangerous enough, but it was the lavalanche that really spelled disaster for nearby communities.
lavalanche by QuacksO July 28, 2019
Words you can keep

Lavalanche 

The act of taking a shit, and drilling a cavity into the shit with your penis. Then, you cum in the cavity, and you, or your partner consume it in one bite.
I heard Andres had a lavalanche last night.

Nick got sick from too much lavalanche.
Lavalanche by Varv September 30, 2012

Party Avalanche

When you haven't been to parties for a while due to excessive studying/work.

Finally, you go to a party but it triggers the urge to party ALL THE TIME. Usually subsists after a week.
Student: Have to study hard. Gonna get that Ph.D.
Dude: You're going to Jenn's party tonight.
Student: OK. I suppose it won't kill me.

-1 week later-

Student: YEA PARTY AVALANCHE! I haven't been home for a week! This rounds on me!

Penis Avalanche 

The result of a crappy band name maker, Penis Avalanche is the name of the dopest jazz band in the northern hemisphere. Playing hit singles such as "Trunk of the Pussy Spray" and "Fuck Mel Gibson" the band has quickly gained success as the number one band in Albion, Washington.
The band has since broken up, and reformed so often, that most of the members have no longer play an instrument and instead stare awkwardly at each other for the better part of 12 hours while watching hipster music videos on Youtube and making fun of their poor bass player.
"I can't wait to see the Penis Avalanche, I heard they've reformed again!"
Penis Avalanche by FuckMelGibson August 6, 2013

Swiss Avalanche 

When a man stands behind a bald person on their knees and slowly cums on the top of their head so it will run down the persons face, like an avalanche runs down a mountain.
“Man, I want to Swiss Avalanche on Amber Rose so bad.”

Wife: “Honey, the results are back. I have Cancer. Now, we can finally Swiss Avalanche like we’ve always wanted to.”
Swiss Avalanche by caseykills November 23, 2018

avalanche blasting 

The act of placing a generous amount of cocaine in one's asshole and snorting it as they fart in your face.
Bro 1: "Bro you look high af, what are you on?"
Bro 2: "Bro some hooker totally got me into avalanche blasting."

Anal Avalanche 

A term used to describe a males load that flows out of the anus area when a certain amount of time has lapsed after intercourse.
I jackhammered Karen in the ass last night, and as she stood up to get out of bed, there was an Anal Avalanche that ended up all over the place.
Anal Avalanche by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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