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Anal except with a carpenter in which the carpenter inserts the hammer into your rectum (often twisting as well)
Lavagans often result in death.
Jimmy, my carpenter, gave me a lavagan last night... it was excruciating.
lavagan by Mister Conjuction October 12, 2015
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A LaVanna is a girl who is very gorgeous and very talented. Most LaVannas are very short tempered and hotheaded. LaVannas have few friends but they are true friends who will stay with them. LaVanna is a very unique girl and is always happy.
Wow, that girl sure is a LaVanna!

Lavamantium 

The term used for an element that can do anything and everything you might want it to do. I.E. you need to build a bridge under a volcano, Lavamantium is the way to go. It is mostly used to argue any and all points against people that think they know about science and chemistry. Its an irrefutable argument because it can never be wrong, Lavamantium is always right.
"That thing was clearly Lavamantium, nothing else can survive being shot by Optimus Prime."

"Well everyone knows that Titanium is the strongest metal for construction"
"I think your forgetting Lavamantium, you can build bridges inside Volcano's with that shit."
Lavamantium by TheShape October 25, 2009
A beautiful girl who is very adventurous and enjoys living life to the fullest. She always finds the beauty in everything around her and tends to be strong willed.
We should all go mountain climbing with Lavana
Lavana by harlequin7 April 25, 2019

LavaPancakes 

The official owner of twitch streamer LosPollosTV second best troll behind moobtubetv, a playboy who has a lot of sex
Chat: Lavapancakes owns you
LosPollosTV: WTF MODS
LavaPancakes by Peoejdnzn June 29, 2020
A beautiful girl who is very adventurous and free spirited. She enjoys living life to the fullest and finds the beauty in everything around her.
Lavana by harlequin7 April 25, 2019