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a very short male (could be a woman). terrible badminton smashes, along with a very ugly mullet.
"Did you see Lavanan trying to rizz up Adhavan?"
lavanan by 0and6 March 21, 2023
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Anal except with a carpenter in which the carpenter inserts the hammer into your rectum (often twisting as well)
Lavagans often result in death.
Jimmy, my carpenter, gave me a lavagan last night... it was excruciating.
lavagan by Mister Conjuction October 12, 2015
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A LaVanna is a girl who is very gorgeous and very talented. Most LaVannas are very short tempered and hotheaded. LaVannas have few friends but they are true friends who will stay with them. LaVanna is a very unique girl and is always happy.
Wow, that girl sure is a LaVanna!

Lavamantium 

The term used for an element that can do anything and everything you might want it to do. I.E. you need to build a bridge under a volcano, Lavamantium is the way to go. It is mostly used to argue any and all points against people that think they know about science and chemistry. Its an irrefutable argument because it can never be wrong, Lavamantium is always right.
"That thing was clearly Lavamantium, nothing else can survive being shot by Optimus Prime."

"Well everyone knows that Titanium is the strongest metal for construction"
"I think your forgetting Lavamantium, you can build bridges inside Volcano's with that shit."
Lavamantium by TheShape October 25, 2009
A beautiful girl who is very adventurous and enjoys living life to the fullest. She always finds the beauty in everything around her and tends to be strong willed.
Lavana by harlequin7 April 25, 2019

LavaPancakes 

The official owner of twitch streamer LosPollosTV second best troll behind moobtubetv, a playboy who has a lot of sex
Chat: Lavapancakes owns you
LosPollosTV: WTF MODS
LavaPancakes by Peoejdnzn June 29, 2020
A beautiful girl who is very adventurous and free spirited. She enjoys living life to the fullest and finds the beauty in everything around her.
Every girl wants to be like Lavana
Lavana by harlequin7 April 25, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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