Laragan 

–verb
a) Failure or neglect to pay. Leaving one's friends to pay for the bar tab. Claiming to have purchased a round of drinks when it is his/her turn. Disappearing to the men's/lady's room when the food bill arrives to the table.

Secondary use
b) Claiming to be drunk when consuming a non-alcoholic beverage.

Origin:
1994–1997 late NJ; see non-payment

"Man, did you see that guy? He Laraganed us and left us with the bar tab"
"She is Laraganining, how can she be drunk after drinking an O'Douls?!"
"President Obama has Laraganed social security to pay for the stimulus package"

Laragan by Salman Sheikh August 18, 2010

lavagan

Anal except with a carpenter in which the carpenter inserts the hammer into your rectum (often twisting as well)
Lavagans often result in death.

Jimmy, my carpenter, gave me a lavagan last night... it was excruciating.

lavagan by Mister Conjuction October 12, 2015

Larpagan 

Also known as LARPagans, they are cancerous memers who post anti-abrahamic/pro-pagan memes on 4-chan all day. In almost all of their memes, an antisemitic portrayal is used. They have no evidence to support the claim that European Paganism (with the exception of Hellenism) has a diverse and rich culture.

Larpagan: "Hahaha, u wurship ded kik un stik, kik kik kik kik, kkk is based, hitlr wuz asratu, u dstroyedd sivilizaysshun k-kik u dum kik

Slav "Fuck you i'm going to St. Basil's"
Greek "Fuck you Christos Anesti larpagan Idiot"
Italian/French/German "The cathedral got burned, fuck off, i'm going to mass"

Larpagan by Negative Infinity IQ April 17, 2022

laraana 

The most beautiful girl in the world. She have perfect body, gorgeous eyes and honey sweet lips. She is funny and genteel with great personality. She is amazing girlfriend and friend. I don't wanna never lose you.

laraanagirlfriend

laraana by Someone996 August 17, 2016

largantic 

largely gigantic

Blue whales are largantic

largantic by i donnnnno July 10, 2009

LaraFantiniASMR 

She lead a famous youtube account based on ASMR. She was then convicted of murder using a sharpened metal dildo. She is now an urban legend to scare kids from using dildos.

LaraFantiniASMR will impale you with dildo.

LaraFantiniASMR by trootroo September 13, 2021

LaraFantiniASMR 

LaraFantiniASMR was an ASMR youtube channel that shut down a few years ago. She gave everyone tingling sensations in sensual places. She is very special in everyone's hearts.

OMG I loved LARAFANTINIASMR's videos, theyre so cool.

LaraFantiniASMR by trootroo September 9, 2021