verb, noun; pronunciation (lore-ront)
1. to slyly create relationship problems between couples by befriending and flirting with all
girls with boyfriends
2. to quickly get to know hot
girls, and then not hook up with them due to his gravitation towards
friend zones
3. to scrounge
4. to have an inordinate amount of girls suck him
5. to shoot the ball every time
Guy 1: (walks into bedroom)
Dude, thats my girlfriend
Guy 2: (quickly hopping out of bed and putting on
grey NMH sweatpants) bonjour bounjour croissant
Guy 1: Fuck I just
got laurented!