verb, noun; pronunciation (lore-ront)
1. to slyly create
relationship problems between couples by befriending and flirting with all girls with boyfriends
2. to quickly get to know hot girls, and then not hook up with them due to his gravitation towards
friend zones
3. to scrounge
4. to have an inordinate amount of girls
suck him
5. to shoot the ball every time
Guy 1: (walks into bedroom) Dude, thats my
girlfriendGuy 2: (quickly hopping out of
bed and putting on
grey NMH sweatpants) bonjour bounjour croissant
Guy 1: Fuck I just got laurented!