verb, noun; pronunciation (lore-ront)
1. to slyly create relationship problems between couples by befriending and flirting with all
girls with boyfriends
2. to quickly get to know hot
girls, and then not hook up with them due to his gravitation towards friend zones
3. to scrounge
4. to have an inordinate amount of girls suck him
5. to shoot the ball every
time
Guy 1: (walks into bedroom) Dude, thats my girlfriend
Guy 2: (quickly hopping out of
bed and putting on grey NMH sweatpants) bonjour bounjour croissant
Guy 1: Fuck I
just got laurented!