laundster 

a laundry gangster.
sneaks into teenagers' and infants' rooms on the prowl for dirty laundry. looking extremely psychopathic while doing the sniff test on certain clothes

"i can hear mami tiptoeing around the house looking for things to wash. the laundster sicko."

laundster by Krkič November 2, 2020

Jaime Lannistered 

Characters who had great arcs end shitty. Characters who deserved better endings then they were given by the show runners.

Alex Karev was Jaime Lannistered!

Jaime Lannistered by BoredPokaDot March 6, 2020

Venmo Launder 

The act of changing the name of the purpose of a venmo transaction to hide the reason the transaction was made. Generally used for narcotics transactions or other illegal purchases

Me: Hey dude, can you Venmo me $20 for those boomers?
Bill: Thing! I am going to Venmo launder it and call it tacos! I'll even add an avocado emoji

Venmo Launder by Senor Dank Nugs October 16, 2021

lundstrom

always the sexiest people in the world. without lundstroms in the world, beauty would eventually vanish, and everyone would turn homosexual.

guy: hey babe, i was wondering if you wanted to touch my penis sometime?
girl: sorry, you look like a fagget. i only touch "lundstrom" penises.

lundstrom by mclovin is the baby makah January 12, 2012

gift card laundering 

The act of using a gift card to purchase another gift card of equal or slightly greater value in order to hide the fact that you're just regifting the original gift card.

After I do some gift card laundering at the mall today, these gift cards I got last Christmas will be squeaky clean and ready for regifting. No one will ever catch on to my operation - muhahaHAHA!

gift card laundering by Jeema December 7, 2009

reputational laundering 

Reputational laundering - the act of appearing to do good publicly in order to offset a negative image. A technique usually employed by individuals or corporations who have made their money in a morally questionable fashion and who wish to appear to have a moral conscience.

Reputational laundering often comes in the form of Corporate Social Responsibility, where a relatively trivial sum of profits are donated by the corporation to fund socially oriented activities in order to suggest that the corporation is socially responsible.

An example, often sited, would be major oil companies giving charitable funds to communities in the Nigeria Delta whose original livelihoods they were implicit in destroying through the extraction of crude oil.

However the practice of reputational laundering is by no means exclusive to corporations. Many morally bankrupt individuals donate money to charity in order that they are seen to care about social or environmental issues. As an added benefit to their undeservedly improved public image they also enjoy significant tax breaks on their donations.

Given that it has just paid record fines for insider trading, PJ Gorman’s effort to support a youth programme in the inner city is little more than reputational laundering.

reputational laundering by katrinmacmillan May 11, 2016

money laundering 

The process of running illegal proceeds through a supposedly legitimate business, to turn your "dirty" money into "clean" money, and, uh, fuck it just go watch season 4 of Breaking Bad.

Money laundering plays a major role in season 4 of Breaking Bad. You should check it out sometime.

money laundering by HighwayRobber November 17, 2015