launderette

Where you go when you gotta get some clothes washed/dried and you don't want anyone to know.

They got a bunch of coin-operating machines. These places aren't as common, but you can still find 'em if you search. Some of them let you dry your clothes for only 25¢ - at least the grimy looking launderette in my town does that.

I don't know what happened, but somehow I messed up my pants. I swear I don't know how that happened. Anyways... I'm headed over to the launderette - it'll be a waste of water and electricity to use all that energy on just my pants... but I just gotta do it.

launderette by Adel7 December 30, 2007

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launderette

A well known girl or woman who gets "used" a lot by many guys, like a public washing machine in a launderette. She takes load after load, she gets spun in circles. She’s always there to take on the dirty laundry of those who need to unload.
Like calling a girl a "washing machine" -- she's the place where you go to clean your pipes and drop off your spunk.

Bro don't get feelings for her, she's a straight up launderette. Half the boys on the estate have already put a load in her.

launderette by Nuclear Nedal May 27, 2026

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launderette • lauderette • Launderetiquette

Launderetiquette

Launderetiquette is the often unspoken rules or etiquette and culture around using a launderette.

Although a poster may decalre that, "those using washers have priority use of driers", it's not always obvious who's gets to use any particulary piece of machinery, washer or drier.

Launderetiquette is the angst felt by many novice launderer.

Stephen (at the launderette): Uh, sorry guys, I'm not trying to push in, but is that drier free? Only, I'm not sure what the launderetiquette is round here!
Nigel: That's my drier! You'll have to wait! You can't just wander in here and start using driers - can't you see the sign?

Launderetiquette by Cptn Black November 9, 2019