threfting

The same as thrifting, except that you steal the thrift-store merchandise instead of actually paying for it. 'Threfting' is a portmanteau word combining 'thrifting' and 'theft'.

Me and Adam went threfting the other day. We walked out in completely different clothes than what we walked in wearing and no one even noticed!

by Jeema June 29, 2006

toastfucking

A type of sexual act where you fuck, or get fucked by toast.

I found this really cool toastfucking site on the internet the other day.

by Jeema July 22, 2006

see you in the funny pages

An informal goodbye greeting. Usually used to indicate that the recipient is somehow defeated, unworthy, or left behind; hence their worthiness to appear only as a comic strip character in the funny pages.

Boo ya! See you in the funny pages, sucker.

by Jeema November 10, 2005

don't tase me, bro

A phrase used to gently chastise someone for attacking you verbally.

Dude 1: I told you I didn't like pepperoni on my pizza, dickhead.
Dude 2: Damn, don't tase me, bro. I forgot.

by Jeema November 22, 2007

wigger

Someone who really likes wearing wigs.

John: Yo your mom is such a wigger, B - her hair be different every day.

Phil: Dude she has cancer. She's bald from the chemo.

John: Aw freall? My bad, yo.

by Jeema August 17, 2008

wiggerish

Of, or pertaining to being a wigger

Long ago, in a time known only as 'the late 90s', huge wiggerish beasts roamed the earth, spreading the raprock plague and purchasing terrible quantities of New York Yankees hats.

by Jeema April 01, 2007

ass magellan

An insult meaning one who explores the rectums of others, implying that the recipient of the insult - usually a male - engages in homosexual anal intercourse. The term is derived from 'ass', and 'Magellan', the famous Spanish explorer who attempted to sail around the world in the early 16th century.

That uptight ass magellan across the street wouldn't let me borrow his lawnmower when mine broke down.

by Jeema August 29, 2005