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wiggerish

Of, or pertaining to being a wigger
Long ago, in a time known only as 'the late 90s', huge wiggerish beasts roamed the earth, spreading the raprock plague and purchasing terrible quantities of New York Yankees hats.
by Jeema April 1, 2007
mugGet the wiggerishmug.

don't tase me, bro

A phrase used to gently chastise someone for attacking you verbally.
Dude 1: I told you I didn't like pepperoni on my pizza, dickhead.
Dude 2: Damn, don't tase me, bro. I forgot.
by Jeema November 22, 2007
mugGet the don't tase me, bromug.

dickbag

An insulting term which implies that the recipient of the insult is worthless, except for the purposes of other people putting their penises into - hence the notion that the person is a 'bag' for 'dicks'. See also: cumdumpster.
Adam told me to quit being such a dickbag all the time.
by Jeema August 29, 2005
mugGet the dickbagmug.

gift card laundering

The act of using a gift card to purchase another gift card of equal or slightly greater value in order to hide the fact that you're just regifting the original gift card.
After I do some gift card laundering at the mall today, these gift cards I got last Christmas will be squeaky clean and ready for regifting. No one will ever catch on to my operation - muhahaHAHA!
by Jeema December 7, 2009
mugGet the gift card launderingmug.

wigger

Someone who really likes wearing wigs.
John: Yo your mom is such a wigger, B - her hair be different every day.

Phil: Dude she has cancer. She's bald from the chemo.

John: Aw freall? My bad, yo.
by Jeema August 17, 2008
mugGet the wiggermug.

ass magellan

An insult meaning one who explores the rectums of others, implying that the recipient of the insult - usually a male - engages in homosexual anal intercourse. The term is derived from 'ass', and 'Magellan', the famous Spanish explorer who attempted to sail around the world in the early 16th century.
That uptight ass magellan across the street wouldn't let me borrow his lawnmower when mine broke down.
by Jeema August 29, 2005
mugGet the ass magellanmug.

toastfucking

A type of sexual act where you fuck, or get fucked by toast.
I found this really cool toastfucking site on the internet the other day.
by Jeema July 22, 2006
mugGet the toastfuckingmug.

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