painful and long-lasting election 

The 2008 American Presidential election

Barack: Man, this race is going on too long.
Hilary: I agree, old bean. This is truly a painful and long-lasting election.

painful and long-lasting election by Jean Shepherd ex-K2ORS (SK) July 25, 2008

ever lasting fire dragon 

when a girl is giving you head and right before you are about to cum you say "I HAVE HERPES" and she will be like what and start coughing and trying to get off and then the cum will come out of her nose

i gave lisa an ever lasting fire dragon it went all over

ever lasting fire dragon by Jonny Santaigo June 22, 2009

long lasting 

a word so the customer will think it's real and buy it.

Tom "I bought a long lasting lightbulb!"

Bill "You have a long lasting brain...."

long lasting by cyclonerampage May 3, 2011

every-lasting knobb gobber

a female or male that enjoys giving oral sex just a little too much

Female1: my boyfriend loves when i go down on him but never does it for me
Female2: so what please your man girl
Female1: but it makes me feel like an every-lasting knobb gobber

every-lasting knobb gobber by K1D November 27, 2012

Long Lasting Love 

A term which is pretty self-explanatory. Long Lasting Love, or "The Three L's" is a phrase used to describe old-fashioed traditional sex for the reasons of love, but for long periods of time, perhaps ranging into hours.

With the rise of ridiculous sexual tendencies and the terms related to them, this phrase seeks to return to the basic values of love and sexual intercourse.

"Man, have you heard of this 'baking cream pies' bullshit they're doing now? Fuck that. What happened to Long Lasting Love?"

Long Lasting Love by Rudy Schultz October 26, 2007

safety lasting 

The act of hanging from the hands of a large clock, often high up on the side of a building.

Every time I see a clock tower, I feel like Safety Lasting.

safety lasting by kinura January 3, 2008

ever lasting gob stopper

A color changing glass bowl with a large reservoir and a shape that makes all the resin drip back into the fire, so that every last bit goes to a good home. Waste not, want not.

This bowl took a long time to get kicked, it's the Ever Lasting Gob Stopper.

ever lasting gob stopper by Teh ded Pope April 11, 2005