HERPES

A LIFE SENTENCE for inoccent people
:HERPES:
After my girlfriend returned from Brazil. She was kind of a different girl, Her heart was not there, it was like she did not care. Now there is hair where it used to be bare. No matter what she did the smell and sores were just morbid.
She could of left and it would have been fine, but now my crotch smells like rotten bovine. This is something that will never leave. And to think I was mad she screwed my friend Steve.
by willismagee August 29, 2007
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HERPES

those nasty red sores or crusty lookin red bumps near the mouth. nasty as hell. cold sores.
dont kiss him he got herpes yuck
by big bear February 25, 2005
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HERPES

A headset microphone. Specifically, any in-the-ear or ear-bud style communication device.
"Everyone make sure your HERPES is on."
by ThePsychoSmurf September 23, 2020
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herping

v. to search for reptiles or amphibians
They were herping all morning and saw three rattlesnakes
by reptiles October 04, 2002
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Herpely

And adverb you use when you were to do an action while having Herpes
"I ate the food Herpely"
by Herpes10 December 01, 2022
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herpes

Herpes, herpes, you make me so sore...I shouldn't have fucked that Tijuana whore...now my dick runs like an old sink...and whatever that juice is, it sure as hell stinks...I've got the gift that keeps on giving...without my dick, is life worth living? I'm going to drown my sorrows in tequila...then maybe I'll call my ex-wife Sheila
by JoeyMaximus February 26, 2003
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Herpes is an STD that can't be cured. You don't have to be a whore to get them, it's a possibility to get them because your current boyfriend (or girlfriend) once dated and married a whore that would get pissed at you cause she thinks The Who song Baba O'Riley is actually called Teenage Wasteland and leave you for a few months, sleep with another guy, or twelve, and come back to you and deny ever having something. Then when someone innocent comes along, he doesn't mention anything about it until it's too late. Yes the disease is hard to deal with emotionally at first but you learn to get over it and you can always take medicine to prevent an outbreak or instantly take it away if you start to get one and it will also prevent from passing it on. And it usually makes you feel that you're either stuck with the person you're with or you can't ever have sex with anyone else cause you don't want them to know or you don't want to pass it on. Outbreaks hurt like hell, sometimes so bad you can't even walk. Some people may only have one outbreak, possibly none and never know they have it. Be sure that if you're about to sleep with someone, check to see that person has any red bumps that don't look normal and are sensitive, or red scab that is probably peeling a layer of skin, it's most likely herpes. If you already do have them, just remember that you're not alone and there's a lot more people that have them than you think.
herpes = STD
by whatsherbutt March 19, 2011
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