lasana

The state of being lazy and unable to use real words. This originated from a Garfield comic in which he is tired and talks in his sleep about lasagna, only to slur his words into: “Mmmm...lasana”

“Why are you so unproductive?”
“Haven’t you heard? I have lasana”

lasana by YlohDleifrag November 12, 2019

lasana

Lasana is just too amazing to be described in words. First of all, he has all the looks you can ever ask for. Second of all, his personality is unique because he can be both funny and annoying, smart and stupid, ugly and cute, kind and mean. But you will never find anyone better than him. Thirdly, he listens to whatever you have to say and is always there for you. Finally, if you have him as your best friend, you will most probably be the happiest person in the world:)

Lasana is just too amazing to be described in words. First of all, he has all the looks you can ever ask for. Second of all, his personality is unique because he can be both funny and annoying, smart and stupid, ugly and cute, kind and mean. But you will never find anyone better than him. Thirdly, he listens to whatever you have to say and is always there for you. Finally, if you have him as your best friend, you will most probably be the happiest person in the world:)

lasana by Kebz November 22, 2021

bitc lasaña 

bitc lasaña is another way of saying bitch lasagna. It is commonly used to evade chat filters. The youtube search filters out the word bitch from all autocompletions. People got around this by misspelling bitch as bitc. Although it was not necessary lasagna was also misspelled as lasaña. On the youtube search autocompletions when you type in bitch nothing comes up. But when you type in bitc l the autocompletion is bitc lasaña.

Tseries Chat Mod: Just installed a new chat filter, no more b**** lasagna here.
PewDiePie fan: bitc lasaña

bitc lasaña by Node13 September 20, 2019

Making Lasagna 

When you cum inside a girl on the first date.

Eric hasn't been around lately. Last I heard, he was making lasagna with some girl named Brit and now they have a kid together.

Making Lasagna by Megabro5000 June 29, 2021

lasaga 

A very good meal you would want. Let me explain, lasaga is great you should try it. Even the famous Garfielf eats lasaga its a good meal and you should try it!

Jon: Stuffing your face as usual.
Garfielf: I gotta have a good meal.
Jon: We are losing more lasaga!
Garfielf: It's too much of a good meal jon.

lasaga by Garfielf March 2, 2017

flying lasagna 

Flying lasagna is military slang, for a body being torn to pieces and going airborne, due to ordinance blast effects.

The RPG round, turned 2 snipers into flying lasagna!

flying lasagna by I, Wreckerrr October 11, 2016

Moist Lasagna 

Moist Lasagna is when you make a donation to a twitch stream and it includes the phrase moist lasagna. The phrase is said by the donation reader and mentally scars the streamer.

“You moist lasagnad in my ear”- Twitch streamer Sybil Kappert after receiving a moist lasagna while wearing headphones

Moist Lasagna by Methy2000 October 14, 2020