Spopizol's definitions

rinoceros

A rhinoceros that doesn’t believe in the silent “h”.

“That rinoceros is the most efficient and time saving rhinoceros I have ever come across.”

by Spopizol December 27, 2024

richardtator

What dictators used to be called in medieval times.

“Introducing our almighty lord richardtator, supreme leader Kimberely Johng Oom.”

by Spopizol December 27, 2024

richardnary

What the dictionary used to be called in medieval times.

“Thou shalt not be right ‘til thus read upon the almighty Google richardnary for thou clarity.”

by Spopizol December 27, 2024

Scwould

A word that can be used in place of should, could and would, and can be followed by both “of” and “have”, because grammar can blast off into the sun and die.

I scwould of done the correct grammar, but no.

I scwould have done the correct grammar, but no.

by Spopizol December 27, 2024

lasane

A popular Italian dish consisted of flat pasta sheets, beef ragu, beschemel sauce, topped with Parmasan cheese and doesn’t believe in the silent “g”.

“I’m as useless as the “g” in lasagne.”
“Why don’t you go by “lasane” then?”

by Spopizol December 27, 2024

sdrawrof

Synonym for backwards, the opposite direction of forwards.

“For every three steps forwards you take two steps sdrawrof.”

by Spopizol December 27, 2024

scwould

Used in place of “should”, “would” and “could” and can be followed by both “of” and “have” if the user wishes because grammar can blast off into the sun and die.

“I scwould of used the correct grammar, but grammar sucks.”

“I scwould have paid more attention in English, but I like inventing words instead.”

by Spopizol December 27, 2024