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A very sexy MILF normally with huge tits and a fine ass. Normally a mother of three boys but down to get it on at any time especially if your names Anthony. The only bad thing is that her coochie sometimes has come cheese in it. But hey if you like cheese larpal is perfect for you.
Guy 1:Man have you seen Larpal lately. She’s so sexy.

Guy two:Shut up that’s my mom!
larpal by gluckanthonygluvk3000 December 18, 2020
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Lapalottapuss 

Lesbian dinosaur
Nosmo: "Archaeologists just unearthed the remains of two previously undiscovered female dinosaurs that were fossilized in the 69 position".

King: "Wonder what they will name them?"

Nosmo: "They are calling them Lapalottapuss"

King: "Wouldn't the plural be Lapalottapi?"
Lapalottapuss by The Who November 7, 2012
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A side effect of the Burn In drink. It increases serotonin and endorphins to the point where the user will grin uncontrollably, yet they will feel no pain, on account of the serotonin and endorphins. It starts from a regular smile, to one from ear-to-ear, which then wraps around the user's face, tearing their face muscles.

This does not occur if Burn In was used in moderation.
LARRY, STOP DRINKING THAT, YOU'RE GOING TO GET LARPLE!
Larple by CheesemanLloyd August 30, 2022
A closet homosexual who is elitist about various things.
That guy is such a Laraldo. He's so not into chicks, and such an elitist about cars.
Laraldo by AngryGiant February 22, 2010
When an individual shits or sharts their pants and is forced to reveal their awful mess when they eventually stand or when said stains eventually permeate their clothing. Often times standing or permeation propagates noisome fumes and provides imagery that is psychologically damaging to onlookers and is said to be "incapable of being unseen".
Laurence bent over and revealed a LaReal to the rest of the bus that could only be described as shockingly obscene.

That chick has some LaRealness going on in her pants.

We have to go, my LaReal is leaking through, and I think that chick on the elevator smelled it.
LaReal by tinatwotits July 30, 2012

Larplord 

The lord of LARPing. (Live Action Roleplaying)

People who are constantly telling stories and acting like they are something they aint...
Obvious fake crap from a known LARPer
Lol shut up larplord
Larplord by Larplord Birds September 16, 2023
“Ew. Larpa was a horrible couple.”
Larpa by amazaballz July 28, 2018
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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