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When an individual shits or sharts their pants and is forced to reveal their awful mess when they eventually stand or when said stains eventually permeate their clothing. Often times standing or permeation propagates noisome fumes and provides imagery that is psychologically damaging to onlookers and is said to be "incapable of being unseen".
Laurence bent over and revealed a LaReal to the rest of the bus that could only be described as shockingly obscene.

That chick has some LaRealness going on in her pants.

We have to go, my LaReal is leaking through, and I think that chick on the elevator smelled it.
LaReal by tinatwotits July 30, 2012
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a girl that has this random&unique name is a very special lady. (= she has the ability to bring a smile to any face. she's quite the easy one to get along with. and is amazing!
any loreal you have came across
loreal by loreal(= June 26, 2008
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LaReal • larell • larelle • Lakeal • laralai • Larea • laneal • Lanealdo • Laraldo • laralicious
A closet homosexual who is elitist about various things.
That guy is such a Laraldo. He's so not into chicks, and such an elitist about cars.
Laraldo by AngryGiant February 22, 2010
Smart, loving, responsible.. Handsome. Very caring, and loves to help people.
Larell helps everyone out.
larell by Jae100482 March 7, 2017
He is The biggest dipshit you can ever meet he is an ugly ass dark skinned shithead.
That dude is being such a larelle today.
larelle by Hot Ass Nigger Gurl January 13, 2017
a big-balled leader and lover of Greek women
He spoke eloquently about Greek women while testiculating and was the lareau of the meeting.
lareau by Lou Hullabaloo July 19, 2007
A Gorgeous girl with a big booty and an adorable smile she is naturally beautiful and can get any guy she wants
she is gorgeous and has an adorable smile,her name must be Loreal
Loreal by C-wang January 13, 2015
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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