lapaling

When a person walks like an idiot and talks like an idiot

Brother: "Actually um the earth is flat."
Sister: "No it isnt you fucking lapaling!!"
Brother: "What the hell is a lapaling?"

lapaling by Xmber July 5, 2023

lanalingus 

The act of stimulating the anus of a driver with one's tongue while traveling at speeds exceeding 60 miles per hour on an interstate or other motorway.

I was falling asleep at the wheel, but my bro stepped in and gave me lanalingus all the way to Pensacola.

lanalingus by Colon Prowell June 6, 2010

Lakaling

One who is innocent

He is lakaling

Lakaling by why you looking at this April 27, 2020