Lapal

A friend (or "pal") with whom one has a flirty relationship that allows for and/or invites that person to sit on one's lap.

We never actually dated but after a couple drinks he always wanted me to be his lapal.

by JohnnyBmostlygood November 19, 2019

lapaling

When a person walks like an idiot and talks like an idiot

Brother: "Actually um the earth is flat."
Sister: "No it isnt you fucking lapaling!!"
Brother: "What the hell is a lapaling?"

by Xmber July 5, 2023