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A friend (or "pal") with whom one has a flirty relationship that allows for and/or invites that person to sit on one's lap.
We never actually dated but after a couple drinks he always wanted me to be his lapal.
Lapal by JohnnyBmostlygood November 19, 2019
Words you can keep

Ambrix lalala 

A zebra who morphed into a bumble bee (Z-BB for short), is an endangered species who has become this way due to their lack of intelligence in the extreme case. Their IQ lacks -400% below the norm of a regular group of their species, though they are the last of their kind, making it possible that their species could go extinct within 14.5 years, when the last member dies at 30 years old, unless we can find a wild Zero to breed with the Z-BB. Please be advised that shooting this last member of the Z-BB species, otherwise known as a FELICIA or FiFi for short, may be immoral, as you are wiping out an entire species, but completely legal. Do not use the word "shirt" around this creature, as it may become angry, lowering its IQ even more into the "dum dum'y" range.
That FELICIA is such an Ambrix lalala.
Ambrix lalala by Popcqrn May 27, 2017

Lalala june 7th 

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Richard: Hey you want to go to lalala june 7th?
Edward: lalala june7th
The definitive thing to say when you don't want to hear somebody speak anymore. Usually accompanied by a clasping of the hands over the ears in a mature and composed fashion to signify that you are done with the conversation. Short intakes of air inbetween scores of "lalala" should be expected and has been scientifically proven to increase dramatic effect and frustrate the antagonizing speaker to habitual silence.
Person 1 "Rent was due a week ago, you spent the money on Motley Crue reunion tickets, and why is there glitter everywhere? Tou seriously need to grow up. And another thing-"

Person 2 "Lalala"

Person 1 "What are you doing? I mean it, you can't use your money on drinking and leopard tights, it's-"

Person 2 "Lalala"

Person 1 "..."

Person 2 "..."
lalala by AllieAllieAllie June 9, 2009
Word of the Day on December 21, 2022

LALALALALALALA 

What you scream while putting your fingers in your ears
He was being really boring, I just went "LALALALALALALA"
LALALALALALALA by mrredand December 9, 2019

Lapalottapuss 

Lesbian dinosaur
Nosmo: "Archaeologists just unearthed the remains of two previously undiscovered female dinosaurs that were fossilized in the 69 position".

King: "Wonder what they will name them?"

Nosmo: "They are calling them Lapalottapuss"

King: "Wouldn't the plural be Lapalottapi?"
Lapalottapuss by The Who November 7, 2012

LAGALABATATA 

stands for Los Angeles Gay And Lesbian And Bisexual And Transexual And Transvestite Alliance
A: Shoot! today I have an important meeting at LAGALABATATA!
B: LAGALA who?!!
A: BATATA
LAGALABATATA by Sinoatrial November 15, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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