lapalanche 

Verb. When one transitions from a sitting position to a standing one and whatever the contents of their lap falls to the floor ( i.e. lighter, money, cell phone, keys, pills etc., etc.,) with a loud thud surprising everyone in the room including themselves occurring several times to multiple persons whilst shamelessly getting TurnT & Burnt up excessively bumping they gums not giving a fuck.

Brady just stood up and there was a lapalanche of lighters, cell phone speakers and pills all over the floor.

Dude, you just stood up and lapalanched your whole bag of dro and money, fool, now pick that shit up!

lapalanche by DirTy J & ToRiNastY... January 19, 2014

fapalanche 

Masturbating in the snow, with so much power it causes a minor avalanche.

I...Oh no... FAPALANCHE! RUN!

fapalanche by Anonymous4386-53760865e7 March 7, 2011

lavalanche 

A major slide of hot molten rock down a sloped surface.

The clouds of ash and cinders from Mt. St. Helens were dangerous enough, but it was the lavalanche that really spelled disaster for nearby communities.

lavalanche by QuacksO July 28, 2019

Lavalanche 

The act of taking a shit, and drilling a cavity into the shit with your penis. Then, you cum in the cavity, and you, or your partner consume it in one bite.

I heard Andres had a lavalanche last night.

Nick got sick from too much lavalanche.

Lavalanche by Varv September 30, 2012