Laptip

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Laptip is when a girl (or dude)l sits on a guy's lap and the guy gets a boner and she (or he) moves around on his tip and he cums.

Darryl: Hey Jimmy Jr. whats on your jeans?
Jimmy Jr: Tina just laptipped me.

Laptip by Charlie Fitz December 23, 2014

Words you can keep

laptip

noun. sexual innuendo. The tip of a mans lap.

FEMALE: what is that?
MALE: that is my laptip poking you... sorry.

laptip by Samantha Thorsby October 26, 2008

Related Words

laptip • laptop • Laptopping • laptap • laptime • Laptop Gangster • laptopless • Laptized • laptizzle • laptopfreak

Laptip

One of the things that happen when you misspell "Laptop"

Person 1: Two secs, it's on my laptip.

Person 2: Loll LAPtIP
Person 1 : Shut up I meant laptop.

Laptip by reason everyone drinks August 15, 2018

brickie's laptop

A poker machine. Worshipped by centrelink beneficiaries and tradies australia wide as the favorite way to spend their paycheck. Nothing is as holy as spinning up a feature and hearing that angelic music play.

Bazza the Brickie loves hitting his local on a friday arvo to punch lung biscuits and guzzle schooie's while playing his favorite brickie's laptop Big Red. Last week he fed 8 pineapples in ($400) and was getting a bit distressed but then he got a feature on 5 buck hits. He "won" 300 bucks and bragged to the lads on monday morning at work about his epic win.

brickie's laptop by Bigcockdeano November 22, 2017

Italian Laptop

eating a personal pan pizza out of a box on your lap - usually in the presence of a lot of other hungry people

John (looking at Guiseppe eating a personal pan pizza out of a box) - "look at that bastard Giuseppe over there with his italian laptop"

Duane - "I wish he had some more, but you know how Italians and their laptops can be..."

Italian Laptop by DuaneChapman May 26, 2011

Gaming Laptop

A bulky plastic brick that heats up to the temperature of the sun while mimicking a jet engine

Tim: Sounds hell of a lot like a runway here
Alan: My bad, I was just playing tetris on my Gaming Laptop

Gaming Laptop by ne0ooo March 10, 2022

Laptop Drive of Shame

When you forget your laptop at home when you drive to work, and then have to drive back.

"Marc had to do the laptop drive of shame last Monday."
"Great. I left my laptop at my desk. Looks like I'll be doing the laptop drive of shame."

Laptop Drive of Shame by ossftw August 6, 2008

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026