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laptopless 

Someone too poor to afford a laptop. They have to settle for an old desktop and cant go anywhere or be mobile so they get agressive towards laptop users. They dont have the money to afford a good laptop or any laptop for that matter so they hate on them because they cant afford it and are stuck immobile at a desktop. Desktops are for poor people.
Oh awesome, Tony just bought a new laptop. Too bad you're laptopless. You're Poor.

I have 3 laptops and 3 desktops. You can't afford either. You're Poor.
laptopless by Cromius September 17, 2007

laptopless 

With down-sizing and everyone doing double-duty, most people can't afford to go without their computers for even an hour in an office setting. Even in meetings where people are supposed to focus on the task at hand, they are doing other work on their laptops while the meeting is going on. This usually means less attention and focus in the meeting. Going into a meeting without your laptop is going "laptopless"
Kevin's new year's resolution is to go laptopless to meetings so that he can focus on what the boss is saying.
laptopless by reddogs777 January 8, 2010

laptopers 

Single people that sit sagely for an hours in cafés with their macbooks. Sometimes they are working indeed. But more often «they want to see people and they want to see life». L. are hated by other part of café visitors, who wants to have a short coffee break and then move on. Not infrequently, after a successful table capture the latter part mystically transforms into the former one.
- These damned laptopers again occupied all the seats in the café!
laptopers by Dipturdarian December 12, 2013
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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