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The action of taking a "lap" around the office to avoid the inevitable afternoon drowsiness. Usually involves stopping by the water cooler, copier, and various coworker offices or cubicles.

Laptime has a greater occurrence for those that stay up late, were partying last night, or those who ditched work in the morning to ski fresh powder.

Used by those that know the falling asleep on the keyboard can be hazardous to one's health due to short circuiting, and also to one's employment should the boss happen to saunter by.
Ricky: That's the third time Bobby has stopped by my office this afternoon.

Cal: Its laptime for him, again... He must have been out all night!!!
laptime by TMGuy December 31, 2009
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The period of incorporating a nap whilst in the presence of a laptop. A nap which is the result of using the laptop is also referred to as laptime. The position and location of the laptop is negligible as long as the laptop is within the vacinity of the user.
"Jasmin was so tired, I found her during laptime after a hard days work."

"After a 4L of ice cream and surfing the internet, she often concludes her activities with a nightcap and succumbs to laptime."
laptime by a.huynh December 14, 2008

lap time 

A pun on 'nap time', except with one person catching Z's with their head in another person's lap.

Usually happens when watching a movie or somesuch and the relationship is comfortable/intimate enough to allow for the tired one to fall asleep in the other person's lap.
"I can barely concentrate on this flick anymore and I'm dead tired to boot. It's lap time."
lap time by pewbz October 14, 2011

Pete Lattimer 

Pete Lattimer is a Warehouse 13 agent and former Secret Service agent. Pete is played by Eddie McClintock.
Pete Lattimer is the best Warehouse 13 agent to ever live!
Pete Lattimer by NESSKART Racing September 1, 2009
A great guy that is very athletic good looking has blond hair and loves football always wears a hat and is a overall great person but can get on you nerves because of how over confident he is.
Have you met Latimer hes so hot.
Latimer by Matthew Shrope December 5, 2022

Katie Latimer

A big fat gimp

and her year 8 friends are sexy
person 1: look at that gimp

person 2: yep it is a katie latimer

person 1: but check out her hot year 8 friends
Katie Latimer by yamumisdabesstesttt September 9, 2010
Getting a lap dance or your dick rode so well it feels like you changed as a man
Bro this girl rode me so well I feel Laptized.
Laptized by Cillbur November 15, 2025
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