laptime

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The action of taking a "lap" around the office to avoid the inevitable afternoon drowsiness. Usually involves stopping by the water cooler, copier, and various coworker offices or cubicles.

Laptime has a greater occurrence for those that stay up late, were partying last night, or those who ditched work in the morning to ski fresh powder.

Used by those that know the falling asleep on the keyboard can be hazardous to one's health due to short circuiting, and also to one's employment should the boss happen to saunter by.

Ricky: That's the third time Bobby has stopped by my office this afternoon.

Cal: Its laptime for him, again... He must have been out all night!!!

laptime by TMGuy December 31, 2009

Words you can keep

laptime

The period of incorporating a nap whilst in the presence of a laptop. A nap which is the result of using the laptop is also referred to as laptime. The position and location of the laptop is negligible as long as the laptop is within the vacinity of the user.

"Jasmin was so tired, I found her during laptime after a hard days work."

"After a 4L of ice cream and surfing the internet, she often concludes her activities with a nightcap and succumbs to laptime."

laptime by a.huynh December 14, 2008

Related Words

laptime • Laptized • Latimer • George Latimer • Aaron Latimer • brandon latimer • Charlie Lattime • Dirty Lattimer • Katie Latimer • Pete Lattimer

lap time

A pun on 'nap time', except with one person catching Z's with their head in another person's lap.

Usually happens when watching a movie or somesuch and the relationship is comfortable/intimate enough to allow for the tired one to fall asleep in the other person's lap.

"I can barely concentrate on this flick anymore and I'm dead tired to boot. It's lap time."

lap time by pewbz October 14, 2011

Pete Lattimer

Pete Lattimer is a Warehouse 13 agent and former Secret Service agent. Pete is played by Eddie McClintock.

Pete Lattimer is the best Warehouse 13 agent to ever live!

Pete Lattimer by NESSKART Racing September 1, 2009

Latimer

A great guy that is very athletic good looking has blond hair and loves football always wears a hat and is a overall great person but can get on you nerves because of how over confident he is.

Have you met Latimer hes so hot.

Latimer by Matthew Shrope December 5, 2022

Katie Latimer

A big fat gimp

and her year 8 friends are sexy

person 1: look at that gimp

person 2: yep it is a katie latimer

person 1: but check out her hot year 8 friends

Katie Latimer by yamumisdabesstesttt September 9, 2010

Laptized

Getting a lap dance or your dick rode so well it feels like you changed as a man

Bro this girl rode me so well I feel Laptized.

Laptized by Cillbur November 15, 2025

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026