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lappi

An abbreviation for laptop. mostly used by nerdy people.
"yo bro, can u bring your lappi witchu?
by samsoniteG October 6, 2017
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Lappetizer

While waiting for your food to come at a drive-in restaurant, your girl leans over and gives you a pre-dinner blow job.
Tim: Hey Steve, I finally got a date with that hoochie mama you set me up with.

Steve: Oh yeah? what did you do?

Tim: I took her to Sonic, and while we was waiting for our meal, she leaned over and gave me a lappetizer! She was so full of protein, she couldn't even finish her chili dog!
by Tim Fuer August 22, 2011
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Yair Lapid

A generic name for a celebrity who is a lousy boxer, a lousy columnist and a lousy liar, who, due to good looks, tight black shirts, lots of hair gel, popularity with women and a rich father, turns into a lousy Politician, and possibly a Prime Minister in some small Banana republic in the south.
Yair Lapid: "I never smoked pot in my life. Pot is dangerous, and it is illegal"
Fact: "Pot is not dangerous, and Yair Lapid himself was selling pot"

Yair Lapid: "I will not raise the Taxes for the middle class"
Fact: "Brings up taxes for the low and middle class"

Yair Lapid: "The natural gas belong to the citizens and should not be sold abroad only for tycoons interest"
Fact: "Push into selling the natural gas"

Ishton (a well known blogger) to Yair Lapid: "You came to politics, just like methane from cow droppings come into the atmosphere and you have pretty much the same effect on this world."
by Matans June 11, 2013
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lapis

A moody depressed blue alien that controls water
Hi lapis
by Wyikddj October 12, 2018
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Larping

When someone is pretending to be something they’re not. Can involve lying on social media/internet or lying in real life. Often used in a derogatory sense.

Derived from the original meaning of LARP, Live Action Role Play. When you say that someone is larping and you’re not talking about the literal game, you are saying that they are role-playing in their actual real life. Pretending to be rich, pretending to know about a topic, pretending to have a certain lifestyle, etc.
Amanda: Wow did you see Josh’s new lamborghini on IG?
Max: That’s not actually his, he took a photo of a random lambo at the dealership. He’s just larping like he has one.
by Bongfucker246 April 20, 2021
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LappySheep

LappySheep is a salty warwick main in league of legends & he plays minecraft ssm. He is an autistic child that scream random things in his mic & he has a tiny penis
Omg it's "LappySheep" the best guy alive
by GeyBoi123 June 11, 2017
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lappdumb

The intense emotion of dumb exhibited by arknights players after they farm rocks for hours on end
Person 1: something dumb
Person 2: lappdumb
Person 1: Aosta
Person 2: Aosta
by Puffer. December 22, 2021
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