Lappetizer 

While waiting for your food to come at a drive-in restaurant, your girl leans over and gives you a pre-dinner blow job.

Tim: Hey Steve, I finally got a date with that hoochie mama you set me up with.

Steve: Oh yeah? what did you do?

Tim: I took her to Sonic, and while we was waiting for our meal, she leaned over and gave me a lappetizer! She was so full of protein, she couldn't even finish her chili dog!

Lappetizer by Tim Fuer August 22, 2011

Fappetizer 

Watching porn in anticipation of a sexual encounter in order to increase satisfaction and maximize desire.

I knew my girl would be coming over later so I treated myself to some fappetizers.
Those fappetizers had me so worked up that when I pulled out during sex I came on her face from down town NBA Jam style.

Fappetizer by 011000110 April 13, 2015

Amsterdam Appetizer

The sexual act of eating an elongated piece of fruit or vegetable (most commonly a banana) out of woman's vagina, popularized by the live sex shows in Amsterdam's Red Light District.

I had an Amsterdam Appetizer from a coked up stripper and it was quite tasty.

Amsterdam Appetizer by AnotherSynonym February 15, 2009

Appetizer 

Food before food. Fucking greatest shit ever.

Now you can tell a fat guy invented the appetizer.

Appetizer by Kanda March 27, 2007

Nappetizer 

A short "resting of the eyes". Usually occurs before a scheduled longer nap or sleep.

Person 1: "I'm so tired after that hard night at the Palomino...I'm just gonna lay down and rock a Nappetizer."

Person 2: "I thought you were gonna have a nap at about 2:00."

Person 1: "I am!"

Nappetizer by CHillsPro December 16, 2008

Appetizer Beer

Beers under 10% ABV that you order as a starter beer before the real entrée beer.

Brian: Hey Kevin, any beers above 10% ABV?

Kevin: No.

Brian: Let me get one of your appetizer beers then for now.

Appetizer Beer by Keep The Glass San Diego February 2, 2019

Happetizer 

The name for the discounted appetizers you get during “Happy Hour” at your favorite change restaurants. I.e. TGI Fridays, Applebee’s……

Tuscan Spinach Dip, Boneless Buffalo Wings.

Happetizer by Mister Knowbody October 21, 2003