by myftsmls June 26, 2008
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by Martin Goya April 19, 2006
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Tim: Hey Steve, I finally got a date with that hoochie mama you set me up with.
Steve: Oh yeah? what did you do?
Tim: I took her to Sonic, and while we was waiting for our meal, she leaned over and gave me a lappetizer! She was so full of protein, she couldn't even finish her chili dog!
Steve: Oh yeah? what did you do?
Tim: I took her to Sonic, and while we was waiting for our meal, she leaned over and gave me a lappetizer! She was so full of protein, she couldn't even finish her chili dog!
by Tim Fuer August 22, 2011
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Rhonda caught me totally by surprise last night. While I was watching Lost on TV, she began rubbing my cock through my shorts and got me rock hard. She slid my shorts down to my ankles and was one hell of a Bag Lapper for me. And as a bonus she let explode in her mouth and swallowed every drop. I was in heaven.
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