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Lappetizer
While waiting for your food to come at a drive-in restaurant, your girl leans over and gives you a pre-dinner blow job.
Tim: Hey Steve, I finally got a date with that hoochie mama you set me up with.
Steve: Oh yeah? what did you do?
Tim: I took her to Sonic, and while we was waiting for our meal, she leaned over and gave me a lappetizer! She was so full of protein, she couldn't even finish her chili dog!
Steve: Oh yeah? what did you do?
Tim: I took her to Sonic, and while we was waiting for our meal, she leaned over and gave me a lappetizer! She was so full of protein, she couldn't even finish her chili dog!
Lappetizer by Tim Fuer August 22, 2011
Lapple
A combination of the words "lap" and "Apple. "Lapple"describes the resemblance of an apple sitting on a males lap when he tucks his penis underneath his scrotum and pulls his balls from underneath his closed legs. The pressure often causes the balls to turn red resembling an apple.
Lapple by Juan-Valdez April 6, 2014
first-rate cunt lapping
first-rate cunt lapping by peach_buddies September 24, 2007
Bag Lapper
The art of laying back and letting your wife or lady friend gently and gingerley lick away at your nutt sack. Slurping your balls in and out of her mouth and usually accompanied with her stroking your hard cock, hopefully, until you bust a large gooey load.
Rhonda caught me totally by surprise last night. While I was watching Lost on TV, she began rubbing my cock through my shorts and got me rock hard. She slid my shorts down to my ankles and was one hell of a Bag Lapper for me. And as a bonus she let explode in her mouth and swallowed every drop. I was in heaven.
Bag Lapper by The King Cornholer April 10, 2008