Lappier 

The current computer Strong Bad owns for checking emails in homestarrunner.com. Made it's first appearance in Sbemail 206, where Strong Bad ''dusts off'' the Compé, the Lappier was shown instead.

Strong Bad: Whoa! All that dust compressed my old computer, into a newer, even better computer! Like called to a diamond!

Strong Bad: The Lappier. Just like the previous model, only Crappier. I mean, more expensive. I mean, Lappier.

Lappier by Kenzie_quadra March 12, 2025

Bag Lapper 

The art of laying back and letting your wife or lady friend gently and gingerley lick away at your nutt sack. Slurping your balls in and out of her mouth and usually accompanied with her stroking your hard cock, hopefully, until you bust a large gooey load.

Rhonda caught me totally by surprise last night. While I was watching Lost on TV, she began rubbing my cock through my shorts and got me rock hard. She slid my shorts down to my ankles and was one hell of a Bag Lapper for me. And as a bonus she let explode in her mouth and swallowed every drop. I was in heaven.

Bag Lapper by The King Cornholer April 10, 2008

ass lapper 

To go beyond kissing ass is to become an ass lapper. When one places the entire tongue deep within the crack to gain extra benefits as if they were turd thirsty or trying to seperate the corn from the shit

Ronnie is such an ass lapper that the Lt. thinks his tongue is a wash cloth

ass lapper by Doug Lpd August 17, 2006

Female Lapper 

An erotic dance that a female stripper with large ta tas gives to a lady customer at a stripclub at the request of a male customer for his viewing pleasure. Usually this dance is more hands-on than the lapdance given to a male and involves titty grabbing and girl-on-girl action.

Matt: I’m bored…let’s go to the skin bar down the road and I’ll get you a female lapper, preferably with a big-breasted brunette.

Laura: Sure, what else are we doing…as long as she’s hot, I’m in.

Female Lapper by Buttons February 16, 2005

fur lapper 

A derogatory term for lesbianism; specifically one who performs cunnilingus. syn: rug muncher.

Derived from the image of one licking or "lapping" at the pubic hair or "fur" dominated area surrounding a vagina.

Fur. Middle English furre, probably from furren, to line with fur, from Old French forrer, from forre, fuerre, sheath, lining, of Germanic origin.

Lapper. One who laps. Middle English lappe, lappet, lap, from Old English læppa, lappet.

Combination of root words and subsequent usage believed to have originated in Saddle River, NJ in the early 90's.

The young man's attempts at bedding the short haired, female gym teacher were revealed to be fruitless, when she told him that she was a fur lapper.

fur lapper by Five_Fingers February 3, 2005

LaPier 

A highly superior person, exuding the utmost regality and fortitude. LaPiers often demonstrate resilience, courage, confidence, practicality, sense, wisdom, and poise. They provide cohesion in their social groups due to their keen sense of humor and non-judgmental attributes. Generally, LaPiers possess exceptional livers, which aid in the consumption of adult beverages, for which they love to imbibe.

1. "LaPier power!"
2. "I wish I were a LaPier. They are so good-looking and popular and can manhandle the tequila with such gumption."

LaPier by TheWrecker February 5, 2010

flap lapper 

One more word for a lesbian.

“Hey, that new chick in the company is kinda cute.”

“No chance dude. Have you noticed her hoop earrings, the thumb ring and collection of Indigo Girl CDs? She’s got to be a flap lapper.

flap lapper by Trav October 1, 2004