lapdic

a crooked dick

Atleast my lapdic does reach ya girl G spot.

by jb January 16, 2004

ladical

A term used to describe a scenario or person. It is of the highest compliment to be named 'ladical'. It combines the ordinary terms of lad and radical to create a word so powerful and desirable.

Guy 1: Have you heard of the NRC?
Guy 2: Yeah! Those guys are ladical!

by EnAreSee May 9, 2012

labdick

n. Edinburgh dialect for a police officer. Will be familiar to readers of Irvine Welsh. (contraction of Lothian and Borders Police + dickhead)

"It'll be a piece ay pish likesay ... he sais as he's escorted away by a po-faced labdick, " - Trainspotting - Irvine Welsh

by AC November 18, 2004

Ladicius

backwards for the word "suicidal".

Example:

"I am a ladicius person

by nicolecstasy August 8, 2017

laplicker

when two women enjoy licking each others ski slope

i think my ex-girlfriend is a laplicker now

by llancaster74 November 6, 2010

ladick

/láy-dik/ n. Oversized labia which resemble the form or mass of a penis when viewed through clothing.

Eleanor has a ladick. It's really unattractive, and must contribute to the greater smell of her oon.

by Hal Jackson April 25, 2010

Laudick Luck

The inherent luck of any Laudick. Essential to finding kick-ass parking spots and winning the lottery. Automatically comes with being born a Laudick.

"Daaaaaaaaaaamn Homie, this is a good parking spot-- Laudick Luck!"

by evil nemo July 6, 2004