labdick

n. Edinburgh dialect for a police officer. Will be familiar to readers of Irvine Welsh. (contraction of Lothian and Borders Police + dickhead)

"It'll be a piece ay pish likesay ... he sais as he's escorted away by a po-faced labdick, " - Trainspotting - Irvine Welsh

by AC November 18, 2004

labdick

Refers to a sleazy male who uses his sleazy methods to in-effectively 'pick up'.

"I just had some labdick try to pick me up, how pathetic."

by Alex January 5, 2005

ladick

/láy-dik/ n. Oversized labia which resemble the form or mass of a penis when viewed through clothing.

Eleanor has a ladick. It's really unattractive, and must contribute to the greater smell of her oon.

by Hal Jackson April 25, 2010

Laudick Luck

The inherent luck of any Laudick. Essential to finding kick-ass parking spots and winning the lottery. Automatically comes with being born a Laudick.

"Daaaaaaaaaaamn Homie, this is a good parking spot-- Laudick Luck!"

by evil nemo July 6, 2004

lambdicks disease

When you drink too much lambic and become an entitled turd

Patient: What do you mean I can't post topics of the day if I'm not an admin?
Doc: "Clearest case of Lambdicks Disease I've seen in years... here's a prescription so you can start your own group."

by Invincrono February 20, 2018

Laudicking

When a old man pursues a girl under the age of 18.

Woody Allen should not have been Laudicking Soon Yee.

That schoolgirl is Laudickilicious.

by Super Bri Bri October 6, 2008