labdick

n. Edinburgh dialect for a police officer. Will be familiar to readers of Irvine Welsh. (contraction of Lothian and Borders Police + dickhead)

"It'll be a piece ay pish likesay ... he sais as he's escorted away by a po-faced labdick, " - Trainspotting - Irvine Welsh

labdick by AC November 18, 2004

labdick

Refers to a sleazy male who uses his sleazy methods to in-effectively 'pick up'.

"I just had some labdick try to pick me up, how pathetic."

labdick by Alex January 5, 2005

ladick 

/láy-dik/ n. Oversized labia which resemble the form or mass of a penis when viewed through clothing.

Eleanor has a ladick. It's really unattractive, and must contribute to the greater smell of her oon.

ladick by Hal Jackson April 25, 2010

Laudick Luck 

The inherent luck of any Laudick. Essential to finding kick-ass parking spots and winning the lottery. Automatically comes with being born a Laudick.

"Daaaaaaaaaaamn Homie, this is a good parking spot-- Laudick Luck!"

Laudick Luck by evil nemo July 6, 2004

lambdicks disease 

When you drink too much lambic and become an entitled turd

Patient: What do you mean I can't post topics of the day if I'm not an admin?
Doc: "Clearest case of Lambdicks Disease I've seen in years... here's a prescription so you can start your own group."

lambdicks disease by Invincrono February 20, 2018

Laudicking 

When a old man pursues a girl under the age of 18.

Woody Allen should not have been Laudicking Soon Yee.

That schoolgirl is Laudickilicious.

Laudicking by Super Bri Bri October 6, 2008