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Lantee
When someone says something so stupid that it makes them an automatic re-re, also known as retard, making himself a disappointment
Lantee by Shreklingss June 28, 2015
Crack O' Lantern
The smile that a longterm crackhead/cokehead displays due to missing teeth. The remaining teeth are spaced out with the gaps from missing teeth very obvious, thus resembling a classic Jack O' Lantern carved mouth.
Crack O' Lantern by Joey Paisan July 18, 2011
Jawad the Jack o'lantern Killer
A classic horror tale of a young Pakistani boy who grew up to become an infamous pumpkin loving serial killer.
Jawad the Jack o'lantern Killer by theman8787878787 October 25, 2011
pa' lante
In Latin American and especially Puerto Rican slang, it's a contraction of "para adelante" or "forward."
Lanternpreneur
A lanternpreneur is a kind of enterpreneur who is starting out a bit late, post 30s, but with his 'lantern of knowledge' accumulated during her/his preceding years.
Lately, a lot of corporate executives are becoming lanternpreneurs by collaborating with young entrepreneurs and startups and sharing their knowledge.
Lately, a lot of corporate executives are becoming lanternpreneurs by collaborating with young entrepreneurs and startups and sharing their knowledge.
Lanternpreneur by 27weeks March 2, 2021
Lanae
Lanae by Dudemeister7/11 November 2, 2010
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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