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An organ somewhere between the lungs and heart that when damaged forces the owner to scream "Ow, my lanta!" or "Oh my lanta"! It has no use, similar to the spleen.
Lanta by Axlium Banister January 2, 2011
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Lanta (verb): To take mylanta in order to stop vomiting or other unpleasant things.
Man, my stomach killing me! I'd better lanta.
Lanta by kdonkd December 15, 2010
LANTA is the name of the bus system in Allentown, PA. While the actual meaning of the acronym remains a mystery, it is best described as Latin Americans Needing Transportation in Allentown
Juan took the LANTA to go hang out at the mall.
LANTA by Cube6561 July 4, 2011
the god of children's parties.

John: Follow the teachings of Lanta and you wont lose your way.
Heather: And those teachings are?
John: Dont upset the children, balloon animals are easier to make than they seem, and no matter how tempting, dont push the birthday child into the pool.
All Scripture is mylanta-breathed and is useful for teaching, rebuking, correcting and training in righteousness, so that the servant of Mylanta may be thoroughly equipped for every good work

2-timothy 3:16-17
Lanta by sacklicker69 July 26, 2021
Lanta is cutest person ever. She is kind of kind. She enjoy her life and very positive at everything. She like to drink green tea.
Lanta is green tea
Lanta by oooolo November 21, 2021