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When someone says something so stupid that it makes them an automatic re-re, also known as retard, making himself a disappointment
The guy that said that balloons only float because of gravity is definitely a Lantee.
Lantee by Shreklingss June 28, 2015
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Lateefah 

A Lateefah is a beautiful, kind, and loving girl who knows how to please people. She acts like a guy to be respected but she couldnt be more girly in the end. When she says she likes you she means it so dont take advantage of her. Gaining her trust is very rare because shes been lied to alot. If you date or marry a lateefah you will be so blessed. She can do so much and more. Not to mention how sexy her curves are and how good in bed she is. If she is treats you different from the others or mocks you then shes into you. If you ever get a lateefah never let her go, shes like no other
Whys she so nice, oh its a Lateefah.
Lateefah by Mannylanny November 25, 2018
Related Words
Lantee lantern Lanee Lateefa Lateef Latee laneeva LaNnEe lantec lanter

Crack O' Lantern 

The smile that a longterm crackhead/cokehead displays due to missing teeth. The remaining teeth are spaced out with the gaps from missing teeth very obvious, thus resembling a classic Jack O' Lantern carved mouth.
I once worked with a super cokehead, Andycaine, who has a Crack O' Lantern grill.
Crack O' Lantern by Joey Paisan July 18, 2011

Jawad the Jack o'lantern Killer 

A classic horror tale of a young Pakistani boy who grew up to become an infamous pumpkin loving serial killer.
Andy was stabbed in the anus by Jawad the Jack o'lantern Killer.

pa' lante 

In Latin American and especially Puerto Rican slang, it's a contraction of "para adelante" or "forward."
Un, dos, tres, un pasito pa' lante Maria! (One, two, three, one little step forward, Maria!) -- Ricky Martin song

The Puerto Rican drag queens in RuPaul's drag race have the motto "echa pa' lante." (Go forward.)
pa' lante by pupusa99 May 19, 2014

Lanternpreneur 

A lanternpreneur is a kind of enterpreneur who is starting out a bit late, post 30s, but with his 'lantern of knowledge' accumulated during her/his preceding years.

Lately, a lot of corporate executives are becoming lanternpreneurs by collaborating with young entrepreneurs and startups and sharing their knowledge.
Do you know Mark Malone? He's a Lanternpreneur

We are a network of Lanternpreneurs
Lanternpreneur by 27weeks March 2, 2021
1. A User of Genmay
2. The only person dumb enough to spend 10 thousand dollars on a desk.
3. A User of NASIOC
4. The only person dumb enough to post about making out with his cousin.
Hey lantec, nice 10k desk. Did you f*ck your cousin on it?
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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