landser 

88 rock and roll band

Landser fucking rule

landser by All Skrewed Up September 28, 2006

Brock Landers 

Degenerate losing sports bettor who borrows money from co-workers and doesn't pay them back, takes out car title loans, and writes bad checks to chase his losses. He only plays big public favorites and square parlays. He likes to gamble and post on gambling forums while on family vacation. When you see a Brock Landers "Rubberband Play", pound the opposite side with confidence.

Brock Landers: Illinois is only -6? A FUKKIN RUBBERBAND PLAY!

Brock Landers by broke lenders January 19, 2012

paul landers 

Second guitarist for Rammstein. Fucking hilarious on stage, and overall a legendary person, just like the other Rammstein members. Used to play in Feeling B with Rammstein's keyboardist Christian "Flake" Lorenz.

Paul Landers is a fucking genius!!

paul landers by Lithium October 27, 2015

landscraper 

ugly, one-story building(s) that takes up one whole city block (or more) by sprawling out horizontally instead of vertically, like traditional skyscrapers.

Man, that glass and steel filing cabinet of a building that the county government has been using for years - that thing is a damn landscraper !

landscraper by Virgin Suicides June 25, 2017

Farting Lander 

The farting lander, Is simply dropping down on something and farting excessivley hard.

Guy 1: Hey, look at Adam!
Guy 2: Oh my jizz, he's doing a farting lander!

Farting Lander by Fartinglander November 29, 2011

Landeruded 

In sport fishing: When one of your "buddies" steals a fish you were trying to catch by rudely casting their bait in the same spot as yours. By luck they hook and land the fish that was destined for your bait.

Generic definition: An asshole that steals the glory from the person who did all the work.

Scott made the perfect cast to catch that musky, but Chris landeruded him by casting in the same spot and caught it first.

Landeruded by Websters new August 7, 2014

Landerholming

To misappropriate unearned client funds from your attorney trust account.

I hope I don't get busted by the State Bar for Landerholming, but I really needed that extra slush money for my trip to France.

Landerholming by Lo lo rabbit January 22, 2020