Landshrimp 

Noun.

1. Another name for an inexperienced person, a newb.

2. A person with no impressive talents, a failure.

You were kind of a landshrimp last night, learn how to shoot your vodka.

I saw some landshrimp wearing socks with his sandals. Horf.

Landshrimp by EssDizz December 18, 2009

Lameshrimp 

Used on World of Warcraft to explain something homosexual or uncool. It could also be used to explain un-needed weapons, items, or buffs, that aren't strong or have no actual power.

"Dude, VC is so lameshrimp now...let's go stox."

Lameshrimp by Sammyshotback69 July 1, 2008

Land shrimp 

odd people call crickets land shrimp

Bob: Look at the crickets!
Billy: Im afraid of crickets, I call them land shrimp so they're less scary.

Land shrimp by ...Nugget... May 28, 2021

landship 

A person who is over 6'/182cm and is also fat.

Hey, look at that landship going around looking down at everyone.

landship by JLKJ-140502 October 29, 2018