Ladbyoner 

An attempt to spell Ladyboner that went horribly awry.

Person1: Ok so I typed out /r/ladbyoner and nothing's coming up. What gives?

Person2: You're dyslexic.

Ladbyoner by Cagnazzo December 12, 2012

lauboner 

An involuntary erection caused by scrolling through the social media accounts of Lauren Mayberry

"Bloody hell laddie, I got a right lauboner last night."

lauboner by Mrrobot7891 August 6, 2020

Ladyboner 

A slang term for when a woman is sexually attracted to a man or another woman.

The word may also be used as a name for the said man or woman who is the object of attraction.

Woman 1: "David Beckham is so hot."

Woman 2: "Yeah, I have a total Ladyboner for him."

Woman 1: "George Clooney is my ultimate Ladyboner."

Ladyboner by I'mplayingpokemonsoulsilvernow August 5, 2011

Lamboner 

An erection from watching NFL kicker Josh Lambo kick successful field goals. Erection will last longer than 48 hours, but that's completely normal.

Man, I've had a Lamboner the past 2 days after watching Josh Lambo kick field goals and do his arm thing as a celebration. I have no regrets.

Lamboner by Xxspik December 3, 2018

ladyboner 

A hypothetical boner on a woman. The term is, obviously, used only in speech and cannot be shown physically; it is intangible.

In text messages, for example:

Person: Does this turn you on?

You: Noooo... (hides ladyboner)

ladyboner by machine21@crossfade April 2, 2011

Ladyboner 

When a lady gets aroused and her tits become hard. Also may refer to her clit becoming engorged or pussy becoming wet.

I messed around with my gf before I got on my computer today, and my fingers are stained with the reak of her vag. Also I bit her titties really hard and gave her a massive Ladyboner.

Ladyboner by BustaHymen September 8, 2011

Ladybonering 

(Verb - root (noun) 'Ladyboner')When a woman has an extreme (but positive) hormonal reaction to a man.

"If Tony is my sole direction for unrequited ladybonering, I'm going to be PISSED"

Ladybonering by xrayspecks September 3, 2011