Ladybonering

(Verb - root (noun) 'Ladyboner')When a woman has an extreme (but positive) hormonal reaction to a man.
"If Tony is my sole direction for unrequited ladybonering, I'm going to be PISSED"
by xrayspecks September 01, 2011
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Ladyboner

A slang term for when a woman is sexually attracted to a man or another woman.

The word may also be used as a name for the said man or woman who is the object of attraction.
Woman 1: "David Beckham is so hot."

Woman 2: "Yeah, I have a total Ladyboner for him."

Woman 1: "George Clooney is my ultimate Ladyboner."
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ladyboner

A hypothetical boner on a woman. The term is, obviously, used only in speech and cannot be shown physically; it is intangible.
In text messages, for example:

Person: Does this turn you on?

You: Noooo... (hides ladyboner)
by machine21@crossfade March 17, 2011
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Ladyboner

When a lady gets aroused and her tits become hard. Also may refer to her clit becoming engorged or pussy becoming wet.
I messed around with my gf before I got on my computer today, and my fingers are stained with the reak of her vag. Also I bit her titties really hard and gave her a massive Ladyboner.
by BustaHymen September 07, 2011
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ladyboner

When a woman gets turned on by another woman or gay man.
woman/gay man: "I want to pounce on you."
other: "You gave me a ladyboner."
by Mel-i October 29, 2006
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Ladyboner lottery

Concupiscence extremely horny highly aroused
That skank just won the Ladyboner lottery.
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Ladyboner Lotto

Jeanine hit hit the Ladyboner Lotto and has obsessed with him ever since.
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