Ladyoner 

Guys often call their Dicks when getting Hard a Boner;When a Women gets Turned on she Has a LADYONER

"Omg Mom I'm watching the Twins new video and I Have a LADYONER now"

Ladyoner by Ladyoner June 30, 2017

Ladyboner 

A slang term for when a woman is sexually attracted to a man or another woman.

The word may also be used as a name for the said man or woman who is the object of attraction.

Woman 1: "David Beckham is so hot."

Woman 2: "Yeah, I have a total Ladyboner for him."

Woman 1: "George Clooney is my ultimate Ladyboner."

Ladyboner by I'mplayingpokemonsoulsilvernow August 5, 2011

Ladbyoner 

An attempt to spell Ladyboner that went horribly awry.

Person1: Ok so I typed out /r/ladbyoner and nothing's coming up. What gives?

Person2: You're dyslexic.

Ladbyoner by Cagnazzo December 12, 2012

ladyboner 

A hypothetical boner on a woman. The term is, obviously, used only in speech and cannot be shown physically; it is intangible.

In text messages, for example:

Person: Does this turn you on?

You: Noooo... (hides ladyboner)

ladyboner by machine21@crossfade April 2, 2011

Ladyboner 

When a lady gets aroused and her tits become hard. Also may refer to her clit becoming engorged or pussy becoming wet.

I messed around with my gf before I got on my computer today, and my fingers are stained with the reak of her vag. Also I bit her titties really hard and gave her a massive Ladyboner.

Ladyboner by BustaHymen September 8, 2011

Ladybonering 

(Verb - root (noun) 'Ladyboner')When a woman has an extreme (but positive) hormonal reaction to a man.

"If Tony is my sole direction for unrequited ladybonering, I'm going to be PISSED"

Ladybonering by xrayspecks September 3, 2011

ladyboner 

When a woman gets turned on by another woman or gay man.

woman/gay man: "I want to pounce on you."
other: "You gave me a ladyboner."

ladyboner by Mel-i November 9, 2008