Ladyboner 

A slang term for when a woman is sexually attracted to a man or another woman.

The word may also be used as a name for the said man or woman who is the object of attraction.

Woman 1: "David Beckham is so hot."

Woman 2: "Yeah, I have a total Ladyboner for him."

Woman 1: "George Clooney is my ultimate Ladyboner."

Ladyboner by I'mplayingpokemonsoulsilvernow August 5, 2011

ladyboner 

A hypothetical boner on a woman. The term is, obviously, used only in speech and cannot be shown physically; it is intangible.

In text messages, for example:

Person: Does this turn you on?

You: Noooo... (hides ladyboner)

ladyboner by machine21@crossfade April 2, 2011

Ladyboner 

When a lady gets aroused and her tits become hard. Also may refer to her clit becoming engorged or pussy becoming wet.

I messed around with my gf before I got on my computer today, and my fingers are stained with the reak of her vag. Also I bit her titties really hard and gave her a massive Ladyboner.

Ladyboner by BustaHymen September 8, 2011

ladyboner 

When a woman gets turned on by another woman or gay man.

woman/gay man: "I want to pounce on you."
other: "You gave me a ladyboner."

ladyboner by Mel-i November 9, 2008

Ladyboner Lotto 

A woman who meets an irresistible sexual partner.

Jeanine hit hit the Ladyboner Lotto and has obsessed with him ever since.

Ladyboner Lotto by 3hourtour June 2, 2024

Ladyboner lottery

Concupiscence extremely horny highly aroused

That skank just won the Ladyboner lottery.

Ladyboner lottery by 3hourtour June 7, 2024

Lazybonesitis 

A dissease that makes you lazy

"Hey, can you return that shopping cart please to where it belongs?"

"No, Sorry, I have severe Lazybonesitis"

Lazybonesitis by MetroNNNN February 20, 2022