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Lamboner 

An erection from watching NFL kicker Josh Lambo kick successful field goals. Erection will last longer than 48 hours, but that's completely normal.
Man, I've had a Lamboner the past 2 days after watching Josh Lambo kick field goals and do his arm thing as a celebration. I have no regrets.
Lamboner by Xxspik December 3, 2018
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lamboner 

like a curry but a kebab
can i have a lamboner please
lamboner by fez December 12, 2004
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Lomboner 

Noun. Someone who is both stupid and fat. Typically someone who is from the south.
Does that guy actually contribute anything to society? He's such a lomboner.
Lomboner by Dem283 March 18, 2017

limboner 

The state in which one's penis is not fully flaccid but it is not fully erect either and is stuck in between the two states

Also commonly spelled "limbo-ner"
That girl is fine as hell but she has a manlier voice than me.. Dude, my penis is all confused and I have a limboner now.
limboner by jsquaredp June 27, 2011

lauboner 

An involuntary erection caused by scrolling through the social media accounts of Lauren Mayberry
"Bloody hell laddie, I got a right lauboner last night."
lauboner by Mrrobot7891 August 6, 2020

lambonesia 

The process in which one forgets the little people after acquiring a Lamborghini.
Ever since he got his new Lamborghini, he's developed lambonesia and doesn't respond to messages.
lambonesia by BefallenWisdom September 24, 2020

lamboferrari 

A sick sports car that you get a glance at but can't tell exactly what it is.
'driving'
Whoa! John, what was that?
It was obviously a lamboferrari!
Damn!
lamboferrari by tsmalls March 15, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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