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Landover Baptist
The greatest trolls to ever inhabit the internet!
The Landover Baptist webpage is a web page devoted to making grossly exagerated statements of religious zeal in order to expose some of the ridiculous beliefs of some fundamentalist christian churches. They pretend to be highly religious, while at the same time mocking religion by using it against itself. They are so good at what they do, they are often misunderstood.
The church is fictional.
The Landover Baptist webpage is a web page devoted to making grossly exagerated statements of religious zeal in order to expose some of the ridiculous beliefs of some fundamentalist christian churches. They pretend to be highly religious, while at the same time mocking religion by using it against itself. They are so good at what they do, they are often misunderstood.
The church is fictional.
When the Landover Baptists post videos on youtube, most people don't know its a joke.
Most people can't tell that the Landover Baptist are not a real church group.
Most people can't tell that the Landover Baptist are not a real church group.
Landover Baptist by Mr green April 29, 2013
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Landover Baptist
A Christian fundamentalist website for "true Christians". The "unsaved are unwelcome."
Has strong opinions against Jews, Democrats, Catholics, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists, Liberals, poor people, homosexuals, television, blacks, the French, pagans, atheists, and Cat Stevens.
Believes Pixar is an evil propaganda machine controlled by homosexuals.
The church makes most of its profits from website hits and selling "What would Jesus do?" thongs.
Has strong opinions against Jews, Democrats, Catholics, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists, Liberals, poor people, homosexuals, television, blacks, the French, pagans, atheists, and Cat Stevens.
Believes Pixar is an evil propaganda machine controlled by homosexuals.
The church makes most of its profits from website hits and selling "What would Jesus do?" thongs.
Landover Baptist by TheEye5000 January 8, 2005
Landover Baptist
God's favorite church where True Christians (Baptists) congregate. Landover Baptist is located in Freehold, Iowa and boasts a congregation of 157,000 members and 128 pastors. It preaches the Bible in it's entirety and has no problem telling people they are going to Hell. They pretty much hate everyone who isn't a White Anglo-Saxon Baptist, including, but not limited to Cathylicks, Homosexurals, Jews, Mooslims, Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses, Methodists, Epyskipals, Pentacostals, Blacks, Asians, and anyone else who is unsaved. The church is home to Pastor Deacon Fred, Betty Bowers, Sister Taffy, and Judy O Christian.
Landover Baptist is an incredibly well done parody site that mocks ultra-right wing fundamentalist protestants.
Landover Baptist by C February 6, 2004
Landover Baptist Church
A fictional church located in the fictional universe of Freehold, Iowa; its website was created by Chris Harper and Paul A. Bradley as parody of Fundamentalist christianity; the website is known for it's satirical views on religion, christianity, and the Bible. Some people actually take it seriously, but it is purely satire.
Person A: "Hey did you read this Christian website?"
Person B: "No, what does it say?"
Person A: "It says that homosexuals have long hair."
Person B: "Didn't Jesus have long hair?"
Person A: "That's the thing: it says when Jesus accepted himself as Lord and Savior that the Holy Spirit whispered in his ear for him to get a hair cut."
Person B: "What, that's absurd! "
Person C: "Yeah, kinda sounds like Landover Baptist Church and its black propaganda."
Person B: "No, what does it say?"
Person A: "It says that homosexuals have long hair."
Person B: "Didn't Jesus have long hair?"
Person A: "That's the thing: it says when Jesus accepted himself as Lord and Savior that the Holy Spirit whispered in his ear for him to get a hair cut."
Person B: "What, that's absurd! "
Person C: "Yeah, kinda sounds like Landover Baptist Church and its black propaganda."
Landover Baptist Church by Estelwen June 3, 2014
landover baptist
landover baptist by Falconrath August 13, 2003
Landover Baptist
A fantastic parody site that pokes fun at ultra-conservative fundamentalist Christians.
Recent articles include "The Pope's Message From Hell" and "Inside the Sick Mind of George Lucas."
Hilarious, but also disturbing due to the fact that there are people out there who would probably wholeheartedly agree with the majority of the material on this site.
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/
Recent articles include "The Pope's Message From Hell" and "Inside the Sick Mind of George Lucas."
Hilarious, but also disturbing due to the fact that there are people out there who would probably wholeheartedly agree with the majority of the material on this site.
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/
Landover Baptist by camry July 16, 2008
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